Best 1 Liners about Marijuana

[DeWalt]

Drop your favorite lines about weed.

I smoke purple, 1 hit make you talk like steve erkel
-mescaline

 

[MURK]

sights a bit wrecked i aint even light the spliff yet and already my eyes are bloodshot like a cripset

 

[BayRider04]

@Dewalt-yea that ones tight

I also like Lil Los's line off of The Way You Feel

I'm hella sauce tossed off that greenary
with dank clouds out my sceenary,
they seem to be completing me

 

[KaLiBaH]

dog i stay around trees like christmas gifts...

light up trees like everyday is christmas...

 

[Gringo Starr]

Admire is the least you can do when you see her/
Marys bueatiful without the goggles made by beer/
My phone i throw orders/
so i can blow quaters/
and hit the trees hard like a drunk snowboader-YV

 

[B-Buzz]

Always hittin Mary Jane like Im mad at the bitch- Savage C

 

[Bluntz2dadome]

spin around just like the excorsist, smoke weed n the face of the baddest bitch - nickatina

 

[Cranky]

"Always puffin' on bomb, not wam bam, hit the weed hella hard like a grand slam
out the park, another blunt to spark, smoke so much kusche I gotta purple heart,
put 5 dollars down so the blunt can start, if you ain't got it kick rocks like martial arts....." --- Madd Dogg from Full Time Soldiers

 

[Notes]

Lungs shredded, been smokin too much purple/Minnesota Vikings throwback 34 Hershel, Walker/Have you runnin back without a blocker, tryin to get your hands on what i got but it'll cost ya---Copywritten by my god damn self.

Don't kick my feet up push the speed up, yeah I got to stay movin/On the interstate cruisin with pounds in the trunk like Nate Newton---Copywritten by my god damn self..

 

[DeWalt]

i didnt post that? WHO DID THAT??!!

 

[JLMACN]

im high as a helicopter, and i dont know what to tell my doctor - Lynch Hung


5000

 

[JoMoDo]

....Always puffin' on bomb not wambam,
hit the weed hella hard like a grandslam
out the park
another blunt gets sparked
I smoke so much Kush
I got a purple heart....

MD off FTS

 

[Gringo Starr]

....Always puffin' on bomb not wambam,
hit the weed hella hard like a grandslam
out the park
another blunt gets sparked
I smoke so much Kush
I got a purple heart....

MD off FTS

You and Cranky know the tight shit...no doubt!

 

[Cante-up]

Tha alkaholiks 21 one and over "Mary Jane"

I jump into my Benz and start my search all through the hood
Cuz all the spots she used to hang in ain't up to no good
But needless to say, I kept lookin and I found her
Right on the corner of Central and Allandra
I picked her up quick and in a hurry
And then all of a sudden the undercover swooped in flurries
I said, "Hold up! Don't shoot. I know this looks like a kidnap;
but all I want to do is get my Mary Jane back.

Tha alkaholiks 21 one and over "Mary Jane"
RIP O.D.B

 

[MaLess]

woodie comes hella hard on the way you feel
~ Woodie is gone off that olde E those who know me know i dont smoke weed but my green bud smokin homies keep on forcin the dank up on me

 

[Gringo Starr]

^^^^Thats an OK line...but it really dont talk about smokin weed...he talks about NOT smoking weed...so it kinda dont fit in this thread now do it....

 

[noWetaG]

"marijuana is not a drug. i used to suc dic 4 coke.
u ever suc sum dik 4 marijuana?"

but not ya everyday smokin, this is extended soakin//
holdin it in till my head looks like a steam engine explodin
water out the eyes, snot out the nose, amplify my high//
45 seconds of no oxygen 2 the blood stream, i do it ALL the time

-me-e

 

[sixfilthyempire]

if endo was a pebble, man, consider me stoned- dre dog

 

[reppin_the_509]

im so high, i hit my head on a helicopter, and im not knowin what to tell my docter << brotha lynch

 

[JoMoDo]

lol, that's clownin. I scrolled right past Cranky's post....

The Lynch and Dre Dog one's are definately classics as well...