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Sep 18, 2002
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A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that

Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"



The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."



So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a

real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"



Bush says, "We're planning WW III."



The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"



Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde
with big tits.



The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?



Why kill a blonde with big tits?"



Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you,

no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims".