One day a farmer's ass fell down into a well. The ass farted
piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be
covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the ass.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each
grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the ass realized what was happening and farted horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,everyone was amazed, as the ass stepped up over the edge of the well, kicked the farmer in the temple, killed him and trotted off.
The Moral: Don't try and bury your own ass
if you do , wear a helmet or carry a gun
piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be
covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the ass.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each
grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the ass realized what was happening and farted horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,everyone was amazed, as the ass stepped up over the edge of the well, kicked the farmer in the temple, killed him and trotted off.
The Moral: Don't try and bury your own ass
if you do , wear a helmet or carry a gun