ASK ME ANYTHING

[LaKeRzz8]

Would you rather be a wise man or a wise guy?

 

[mrraskal666]

Do you have money on your mind, or is your mind on your money?

MY MIND IS ON MY MONEY

 

[mrraskal666]

Would you rather be a wise man or a wise guy?

WISE MAN

 

[LaKeRzz8]

Would you rather close up or close down?

 

[LaKeRzz8]

Who was the first person that went up to a chicken and said, "I'm gonna eat the white thing that comes out of its butt" ?

 

[mrraskal666]

if hop were to die before u wake would u load the extended clip inside of ur ak and roll to every station and murder the dj?

YES

 

[LaKeRzz8]

How old do you have to be before you can be said to have died of "old age"?

 

[LaKeRzz8]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

[mrraskal666]

Who was the first person that went up to a chicken and said, "I'm gonna eat the white thing that comes out of its butt" ?

A GUY

 

[mrraskal666]

How old do you have to be before you can be said to have died of "old age"?

AT 90

 

[LaKeRzz8]

If you only have one eye, do you blink or wink?

 

[mrraskal666]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

See, in the bottle, there's little air. What makes the glue move is the water in the glue. In the bottle, there's no air, so the water doesn't evaporate. When it leaves the bottle, or the bottle is left open, the water evaporates or dries and sticks things together. We say it dries because it loses the moisture by evaporation.

 

[imported_jay_jay]

Does Coca Cola really take rust out of your bumper?

 

[mrraskal666]

If you only have one eye, do you blink or wink?

DEPENDS

 

[LaKeRzz8]

People that are deaf, when they think, do they see little hands inside their heads, or do they hear words?

 

[mrraskal666]

Does Coca Cola really take rust out of your bumper?

http://members.tripod.com/~Barefoot_Lass/cola.html

 

[FourOneFog]

el pastor burritos are the shit!

what kinda meat is el pastor.....??

 

[LaKeRzz8]

In libraries, is the bible put in the fiction or non-fiction section?

 

[mrraskal666]

People that are deaf, when they think, do they see little hands inside their heads, or do they hear words?

hear words

 

[mrraskal666]

el pastor burritos are the shit!

what kinda meat is el pastor.....??

carne