ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? (PART TWO-THE BABY CARROT EDITION)

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So you all know what an international phenom I am. I travel continent to continent spreading my knowledge of professional wrestling like somesort of violent gospel.

I dine with royalty and heads of state. I been in the orifices of many of your favorite TV and movie stars. I have immunity in countries that you cant even pronounce, but yet....I do get bored with that lifestyle.

So. Once my good friend Billy Boy Gates (that's what us college chums call him) hipped me to the internet a few years back, I have been in awe ever since. Of course I get my porn on, and I did the napster thing for a while, but I must admit.....I have a fondness for this site that rivals, or dare I say....superceeds my love for Dana, pencil top trolls, and leather pinatas. (although, not exactly in that order)

Alas, I said that to say this............


How does a bitch get fat eatin' carrots??

Can you riddle me that one friggin time....PLEASE??




That broad looks like she's hittin' roaches, not choppin' someone up.
 

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NOW THAT IS FOUL.

LOL @ "the baby carrot"...looks more like a dildo that a midget would use. :confused:
 

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Yeah..."no homo" right? Homo.

I ain't responsible for this bullshit, I just think it's funny.
 

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nob0die said:
u still look at mens penis's..... and not only look.. u comment...
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you're in the same thread as me....so while you may be talking about me, you are also talking about yourself.
 
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the thread was made by an out of date and out of touch wanna be whos only claim to fame is choreographed touching and feeling of men in thongs.....if he really even is the real wrestler....probably some fat white guy who sits at home and idolizes fake ass wrestling.....the gayest non sport ever.......
 

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nob0die said:
i never once saw or looked for a penis.. u gayblade.... u looked for it...found it.. and commented on how u perceived it... if thats not gay.. then u still are...
i didn't look for it. it was posted, and i unwillingly was exposed to it. i'll comment on dick, vagina, anus, whatever the fuck I want. I'm comfortable with the fact that I'm straight...you obviously, still has lingering questions in your brain about what sex you want fucking you.

commenting? ok buddy....where i come from, we call it talking shit or making fun of something.

And seriously...does anyone think it's the REAL wrestler? fucking come on now. are you all that GULLIBLE? i guess so. that's like some dude making the name Puff Daddy and then you idiots really thinking it IS Puff Daddy.....just cause he told you so over the internet :confused:
 
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I AM said:
i didn't look for it. it was posted, and i unwillingly was exposed to it. i'll comment on dick, vagina, anus, whatever the fuck I want. I'm comfortable with the fact that I'm straight...you obviously, still has lingering questions in your brain about what sex you want fucking you.

commenting? ok buddy....where i come from, we call it talking shit or making fun of something.

And seriously...does anyone think it's the REAL wrestler? fucking come on now. are you all that GULLIBLE? i guess so. that's like some dude making the name Puff Daddy and then you idiots really thinking it IS Puff Daddy.....just cause he told you so over the internet :confused:

thas why i said probably some fat white guy who idolizes wrestling....
 

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xraidedloc831 said:
^^^I get hit up all the time in PMs asking me to do a feature for someone or when my next album is coming out LMAO shit is funny as hell lol.
From Ccytzo?
 

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nob0die said:
AND THEEEEENNNNN? If you refer to me one more time, I really think you have some issues with being molested by your uncle or father. Get over me, I'm not gay, you can't have me, life WILL go on...and you will find someone who wants you to suck their dick, I'm just not down with that shit.

I think it's funny tho, you call everyone gay, or homo. But you dont' know if they have a girlfriend or not. You just say it to talk shit and get a reaction, which is what I do. So kudos on that.
 

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nob0die said:
your dead mother for now... but ill be back to talk to u later
Actually I talked to her earlier today and she's just fine, thanks.

And I don't want you to talk to me later, you got nothin worth sayin to me that I need to hear. If you wanna meet up, go meet up with your gay friends at the homo bar you live above.
 

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LOL!

If not fucking men, and only liking women makes me gay, then fuck it. I like pussy. If liking pussy makes me gay, there's a lot of homo's on this board and YOU are the one "straight" (lol) person....:confused: