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Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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My moms AKC chocolate lab goosed her friends bulldog and this is what happened....dude wants $50, but that is negotiable!
 

FDS

RIP DUKE BROTHERS
Jan 29, 2006
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If you save me a brown one ill bring NiNe2FivE with me when i pick it up and he said you can play with his sweet areolas, breh.


no marty
 
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CAN WE GET A PIC OF THEIR TAILS?

JUST ASKING CUZ MY EX PICKED OUT A HALF LAB/PIT AND IT WAS KINDA CUTE AS A PUPPY. BUT THAT THING TURNED OUT TO BE THE UGLIEST LOOKIN THING ON THE PLANET. WITH A BIG LONG HAIRY ASS RAT TAIL.

-AND OF COURSE SHE WENT OUT AND PICKED A DOG OUT WITH OUT ME (I THOUGHT IT'D BE COOL AS A COUPLE TO GO AND PICK OUT A DOG TOGETHER??) BUT NO SHE GOES OUT AND PICKS THE RUNT OF THE PACK... AND KNOWIN DAMN WELL SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHIT ABOUT DOGS, HELLA BUSY AND DIDNT TRAIN IT ALL, JUST LOCKED IT IN A HOUSE WITH 5 CATS ALL DAY. IT WAS STILL 2 YEARS OLD AND STILL JUMPIN FROM COUCH TO COUCH, LIKE 6 FEET, RIGHT ONTO PEOPLES' NUTS. ONE OF THE WORST DOGS EVER NOW

I FEEL BAD FOR THAT DOG CUZ I WAS THERE WHEN SHE WAS A PUPPY, I TOUGHT IT HOW TO SIT, AND NOT TO PEE IN THE ROOM (DIDNT EVEN HAVE TORUB HER FACE IN THE PEE, I JUST USED WORDS) HELLA OTHER SHIT...

IM REALLY THE ONLY PERSON THE DOG UNDERSTOOD. SHE WOULD SCREAM "BAD DOG!" AND THEN 2 SECONDS LATER "OOOOH I CANT GET MAD AT YOU". I TOLD HER A PUPPY AINT GONNA UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT.

WHEN YOU TELL A LIL PUPPY THAT'S BAD! AND THEN CUDDLE IT RIGHT AFTER... IT'S GONNA THINK "THAT'S BAD!" MEANS IMA GET CUDDLED, AND GET A TREAT. I TRIED TO TELL HER SHE WAS DOING EXACTLY THE WRONG THING, BUT SHE DONT LISTEN TO SHIT.