Anyone Of Y'all Ever Fuck A Myspace Bitch?

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May 30, 2006
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I joined Myspace last March & wasn't expecting much from it when I joined but hoes were on that mothafucka just throwing they fone numberz out & shortly after were throwing pussy my way. Myspace waz my first experience with internet chatting so I didn't know what 2 expect cuz I waz never into net chatting with bitchez I don't know.

I fucked 19 bitchez last year & about 6 of'em were from Myspace. I don't have any crazy azz storiez about any of them hoez but I'm sure that someone on the Siccness doez.
 
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Myspace pussy is the best pussy to get.

Nah, im just playin. I aint never fucked a bitch i didnt already know off myspace. However, i fucked hella bitches i knew in high school after getting back in contact with them on myspace.
 
Aug 13, 2002
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yeah i moved out 2 the 209 last yr from the 510 so i created a profile and endin up searchin hoez in the 5 mile radius.. i pulled this brezzy that had a boyfriend after i put in some work.. she broke up wit her man and i got fuck and suck. lol.. pimpin online aint eazy.. lol.. pz.
 

Defy

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I usaully play out there in the field but Myspace almost came 2 me by accident. My potna teyed 2 get me 2 set up an account 4 almost 4 monthz before I did it. I done got about 3 bitches breaking me off bread & buying a nigga grocerys. I'm talkin about Myspace hoez not counting the other hoez that I fuck with that I've met off the street.
 

GHP

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if you get a girls number on myspace and you actually meet her i bet you you will at least get head from the braud if you have any game at all
 
May 16, 2002
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^^^Yes. I had some below average looking chick messaging me for an hour back and forth and finally she set up a date at her apartment at 11:00 p.m lol! I turned her down nicely because she was looking kind of mannish lol.

I had a friend that fucked an ugly ass broad from myspace. This girl was a straight -2 on the scale lol.Then again my other friend had a fine chick that met him off myspace. I went with him to go meet her and her friends at a fast food joint. I think she got turned off by his height and his fucked up grill lol!
 
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I fucked a few bitches i met on myspace and i fuck the homies bitch cause she kept hollerin at me on the messages talkin about "whats up" so we chatted for a wile she was tellin me she wanted to fuck me so we did it and we did it and she said it was coooooo.that place aint shit but a big ass internet party.
 

GHP

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Macking on myspace girls will give you about the same success ratio as you would if you macked girls in the real world, some bitches will think your cute some will think your a creep etc you just gotta play the field. The one girl i did from myspace was pretty fine and was a straight freak, she was laying on her back with my nuts on her chin and mouth humming and shit no lie. I banged her out 3 times that night to the morning. It was great probably one of the best sexual escapades i've had in years. I messed around with 2 others got head from 1 and just messed around with the other got rubbed out. That was all in like a month, not bad
 
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^^ daym lol u must be posting bulletins all day talking about "SEX ANY1?"
meeting hoes on myspace is co0, i met some fine ass ones and some creepy ones to0.
 
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i met this 28 yr old model brezzy @ a bar in modesto a couple of wks back.. she gave me her myspace im hollerin @ her rite now.. lol. she was suppose 2 b in vidas vid. she met her. she told me that the magazines hella b makin that bitch look tight. she said shes hella thick. i was like yeah tell something i dont already kno.. lol.. pz.
 
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My homie said I'm an asshole cuz if a ugly bitch request me az a friend I quickly deny her. He sayz " if your just makin friendz her lookz shouldn't even matter". I told'em that I could talk 2 ugly bitch @ work but on my lesuire time she gotta look cool.