Anybody Ever Fucked a Fat Chick?
- Thread starter Meelo
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I ain;t never fucked one but man have i had to play wingman before with fat chicks
okay latest one: like a month ago, went to THE OZ (11-6am) club sunday night, meet my boys there. they are wasted from Cardinals game. I see my one guy on the floor with a cool lil blonde. i see my other guy on the aisle bar and he is what's up?? Then he is "I would like for u to meet" before I let him finish the sentence cause if yall saw what i was looking at. I go to the bar. Ten minutes later my boy comes over. what's good??? we chilling talking for about five minutes, then fugly girls send over the best of them, she was are to good to talk to us?? I said yes, i said very seriously too. My friend trying to be nice, oh he's joking. I said to him; No I'm not. He come on just talk to them so our other friend can get at other girl. So i was fine. my boy is I got her and u choose between these two chicks. they were so fucking fugly and fat. This one just grabbed me and was come on let's dance. she was rubbing on me and backing her ass up to me. I kept trying to back away each time. Then i ran into the wall. I was stuck between a wall and a fat chick. one of the worse nights of my life, then to find out the chick all dancing on my boy was pregnant. LOUSY!!!!!!!!!
i guess i can look on the bright side, I did not fuck her
okay latest one: like a month ago, went to THE OZ (11-6am) club sunday night, meet my boys there. they are wasted from Cardinals game. I see my one guy on the floor with a cool lil blonde. i see my other guy on the aisle bar and he is what's up?? Then he is "I would like for u to meet" before I let him finish the sentence cause if yall saw what i was looking at. I go to the bar. Ten minutes later my boy comes over. what's good??? we chilling talking for about five minutes, then fugly girls send over the best of them, she was are to good to talk to us?? I said yes, i said very seriously too. My friend trying to be nice, oh he's joking. I said to him; No I'm not. He come on just talk to them so our other friend can get at other girl. So i was fine. my boy is I got her and u choose between these two chicks. they were so fucking fugly and fat. This one just grabbed me and was come on let's dance. she was rubbing on me and backing her ass up to me. I kept trying to back away each time. Then i ran into the wall. I was stuck between a wall and a fat chick. one of the worse nights of my life, then to find out the chick all dancing on my boy was pregnant. LOUSY!!!!!!!!!
i guess i can look on the bright side, I did not fuck her
Does it count if I say I used to BE a fat chick?
When I was 90 lbs heavier I got a lot more attention than I do now after I lost the weight. Something's not right here. Maybe I'm just ugly.
Haha, classic. A guy going into the Marines tried to do that to me, but when it didn't happen he cut me off for video games.
When I was 90 lbs heavier I got a lot more attention than I do now after I lost the weight. Something's not right here. Maybe I'm just ugly.
Haha, classic. A guy going into the Marines tried to do that to me, but when it didn't happen he cut me off for video games.
This thread is fuckin hillarious.... I'm 6 ft 1in 240 lbs and I'd say I'm a big guy, but it's weird i've never pulled a fat chick. I've only had skinny girls or semi thick beezys. Now there's this chick working @ this restaurant I hit up and her top half is borderline fat so I'd say xtra thick from the waist up but from the waist down it's a different story she's gotta have @ least 150 lbs below the waist and I mean all in the hips and ass she's got a wide ass load. I've been contemplating hollerin @ her since she's a cute broad but it's the bottom half that's just got me trippin. I'd get lost tryin to find the treasure chest in that ocean. Fuck it pussy is pussy and I haven't had a big girl @ all so I'm thinking it's time to test the waters.
