Anti-White Quotables... (Yes Racism)
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What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What do you call a bunch of mexicans lined up in front of a house? a spic-ket fence
How do you hide money from a mexican? Hide it under a bar of soap!
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower? unemployed
Why aren't there any mexicans on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why are blacks getting stronger?
TV's are getting bigger
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them
There, there's my anti colored post, you guys kill me......
How do you hide money from a mexican? Hide it under a bar of soap!
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower? unemployed
Why aren't there any mexicans on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why are blacks getting stronger?
TV's are getting bigger
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them
There, there's my anti colored post, you guys kill me......
Extreme poverty, broken families, modern day segregation, most adult men dead, in jail, or in some stage of the correctional system, public harassment, etc.
Is nothing compared to
Being made fun of by Black and Mexican people on TV.
Y'all some insensitive motherfuckers. This shit is not coo in any way, shape, or form. If anyone tells another white joke I'll write an angry blog about it.
Is nothing compared to
Being made fun of by Black and Mexican people on TV.
Y'all some insensitive motherfuckers. This shit is not coo in any way, shape, or form. If anyone tells another white joke I'll write an angry blog about it.
