Annoying co-workers
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this aint a co worker, but it is someeone annoyin, wen i wasnt workin, i did alot of odd jobs to get some quick cash, and i worked for this one lady for awhile, and she had her grand children with her, one 6 one 12, so when i wroked i had these kids running around, but the 6 year old one was autistic, so he always asked me questions, and then ran away and asked em again ect, he would ride his bike around when i was dooin landscaping and he would talk to himself and his "friends" all the tiem, it was annoying with him runnin around every damn minute sayin the same shit
I work besides this big dumb italian guy that picks his nose and eats it. This other dude has a lazy eye and smells like rotten cabbage, like he hasnt showered in 2 weeks. This other fat girl was talking to her friend how she fucked this dude she met at a club, and was wondering if he was bothered by her hairy legs, i can go on....
haha, one?? My entire company, basically.
Got a racist redneck in the backroom building shit who always has something fun to say. A bunch of Christian Creationist IDiot fat bitches with their trendy amerikan flag pins and George Dubya wallpaper and screensavers on their computers.
Other than that, there are a couple of cool people here, besides me of course.
Got a racist redneck in the backroom building shit who always has something fun to say. A bunch of Christian Creationist IDiot fat bitches with their trendy amerikan flag pins and George Dubya wallpaper and screensavers on their computers.
Other than that, there are a couple of cool people here, besides me of course.
My receptionist is a reformed tweeker who still has a tweeker mentality. She wants to sit in my office and chit chat about her nephews babys mommas and how her daughters boyfriend got suspended from his job at the Recycling Plant for drinkin with the homeless people who hang out there. I don't want to be rude cuz she's a nice enough lady, but fuck, between the actual work I have to do and the Siccness, I don't have much time for idle chit chat.
.. exactly.
Lets see.. I fired a girl the other day that 'refused' to be fired. Her attendance was shit.. her performance was shit.. but she went bonkers when I told her that I didnt believe collections was a good fit for her and we would be making that day her last day.
She started going off about how she was on her period and I was firing her because she asked me for a tampon. Its been a loooong time since I've been speechless.
Theres a girl on another team that funks up the entire area when she wears a skirt or a pair of shorts.
A guy that laughs at everything I say.. and I mean literally EVERYTHING. I went up to another Supervisor and told her I had two phones down, this guy- laughing his ass off.. freakin' idiot.
Another girl on the team across from mine passes notes to new hires.. askin' them if they've got any good pills. She generates A LOT of money so we've just learned to keep the new hires away from her.
A lesbian on my team is IN LOVE with me and wants alll my attention alll day long.. she stares, she smiles, she sighs... its annoying.
.. shit.. I could go on forever.. today was "casual day" at work.. Fridays you can wear jeans.. one of my people came in -- no bra (and yeah, the nips point South), 'Vote for Pedro" t-shirt, pink sweats and furry slippers.. I was like wtf is this..?!
Lol, i work at a pharmacy and one of the technicians is stupid as fuck, my boss isnt firing her cuz he doesnt have to pay her cuz shes an intern...im just a delivery driver that can do a lot more shit than that...but still its funny how she asks a question about everything and she stresses out EASY!! And starts cussin when people are waiting for their prescriptions lol. That pharm is horribly stressed out. The pharmacist is talkn bout his goal of 150 prescriptions a day when he cant even handle 120.
lol. sounds like a good movie script.
but i used to sit next to this fat fucc. he used to "discreetly" fart all day, prolly like once or twice an hour, i guess he had problems holdin his gas in cuz he wuz so fat. it wuz so quiet that nobody else could hear it besides me cuz i sat next to him. anywayz once in a while he'll let on rip that i could smell, so tha first time he did it, i QUIETLY ASKED him if he could do that shit in tha bathroom, i felt kinda sorry for dude. tha second time, bout a month later, i got mad but i kept my cool agayne and asked him QUIETLY to go to tha bathroom again. all these times he would deny its him. the third time i fuccin snapped!!!! i stood tha fucc up and said tha shit out loud so folx can hear and he would get embarrased. i told him he's disrespectin me by makin me smell his shit. i wuz pissed. he still denied it. i asked tha manager to move me so he did. oh year, i would also catch this motha fucca reachin in his pants towards his private area and scratchin. thats y i NEVER shake hands wit folks at work. fold.
but i used to sit next to this fat fucc. he used to "discreetly" fart all day, prolly like once or twice an hour, i guess he had problems holdin his gas in cuz he wuz so fat. it wuz so quiet that nobody else could hear it besides me cuz i sat next to him. anywayz once in a while he'll let on rip that i could smell, so tha first time he did it, i QUIETLY ASKED him if he could do that shit in tha bathroom, i felt kinda sorry for dude. tha second time, bout a month later, i got mad but i kept my cool agayne and asked him QUIETLY to go to tha bathroom again. all these times he would deny its him. the third time i fuccin snapped!!!! i stood tha fucc up and said tha shit out loud so folx can hear and he would get embarrased. i told him he's disrespectin me by makin me smell his shit. i wuz pissed. he still denied it. i asked tha manager to move me so he did. oh year, i would also catch this motha fucca reachin in his pants towards his private area and scratchin. thats y i NEVER shake hands wit folks at work. fold.