Anbody Got Any Trickin' Friends? What's Your Story?

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May 30, 2006
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This thread is actually a spin off of the "Cheap Friends" thread.

I got this potna that I rolls out with whenever I go to the club 90% of the time. Whenever I'm @ the club & female steps to me wanting me to buy her a drink I shoot that bitch down 100% of the time. He'll be like "whats up with that big booty bitch I saw u talking to?" I'll be like "fuck that bitch, she wants me to buy her a drink. I aint buying her shit.". He'll be like "damn nigga! U can buy her one drink". I usually just shake my head @ him & keep it moving. I don't buy drinks for females @ the club unless its my homegirl. I aint just talking about a bitch I know either. I mean a real homegirl.

The first time me & that nigga ever rolled out I got the feeling he was into tricking cuz when he scooped me up that night the very first thing this nigga did was drive around the track checking out prostitutes talking about "they really out tonight. Its some bad ones out tonight too".
 
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The first time me & that nigga ever rolled out I got the feeling he was into tricking cuz when he scooped me up that night the very first thing this nigga did was drive around the track checking out prostitutes talking about "they really out tonight. Its some bad ones out tonight too".
yeah thats a dead giveaway right there, cant say i ever rolled with that type or now that i think about it when we were young we did used to keep this one guy around cause he would steal us new cd's every week..
 

fillyacup

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Sep 27, 2004
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fuck a cheap ass broad.

i remember one of my boys went to the club an spent a note on some girl, took her home an didnt even beat. he lied an said he did but i was like quit lying cuz i could tellh e was lyin. fucking pathetic. i was givin him props too cuz girl was bad, but after he tol me he blew a not on her i was like we cant kick it like that

muthafucka shoulda bought a keg, had a party an got like 2 girlsor somethin. man im still drunk
 
Feb 15, 2003
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one of my 'boys' is a cupcake to the fullest...

so many stories of cakin and haterism from him...

check this out, one time me and about 4-5 homies had called a stripper to this hotel room we were at for the fuck of it.. anyway long story short she in there doin what she do and lookin for tips well i had a two dollar bill and i folded it up and and made it look like a 20 kinda lol i was like yeah i got dub right here on my lap this motherfucka blurts out "naw thats a 2 dollar bill girl dont fall for it" everyone in the room just looked over at him and simultaneously called him a hater... even the girl looked at me and laughed and then looked at him like he was a bitch ......

another time we went to the strip club wit the same dude cuz he wanted to go 'get a lap dance' ha, me and my boy were outside sippin a bottle in the parkin lot and one of the dancers came out we started choppin it up and smokin cigs wit her then she wanted a ride to the store.. i drove her to the store and she bought a bottle of rum then we hit the taqueria and that bitch bought me and my homie some food.. we went to the park and ate and drank and went back to the club to drop her off and that fool was still inside givin tips.. when we left we told him we were gon wit the stripper at the park and he didnt believe us but he had just spent like a bill inside there.......

man i could type on and on on this subject just on this dude alone.. another one of my supposed friends is a cupcake too big time.. always talkin bout he's broke or he hasn't ate and gotta go home cuz he's tired so we drop him off.. drive by 5 minutes later this fools car is gone then we'll see him in the drivethru wit his young ass girlfriend... hahaha

im not cheap by far but i can put that on everything that brauds have spent 10 times more on me than i have on them...
 
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Another time this same homie I was talking about earlier told me he met some tight bitches @ the grocery store. He was like "they was all on ya boy @ the store." I'm not thinking anything of it cuz he's the type of nigga that'll say met some cool lookin hoes & it'll be some ea bitch wit a fat ass, below average face & some raggedy ass clothes.

Anyways he comes by my crib & was like ole girl is up @ the bar with a potna of hers. Let's roll up there. When I'm single I'm always down to hook up with some females but I wasn't all that interested this time but I went along anyways cuz I was bored on a work night & I agreed 2 play interference.


We go to the bar & I'm suprised cuz them bitches were not half bad looking. I actually expecte dwore from him. As soon as they spoke "chickenhead lingo" came pouring out their mouths.

Anyways I plays it cool. Them bitches knew the bartender so they were getting hooked up on the drinks. they had about 4 drinks & the bartender just ask for 8 bucks. Between them to bitches they could only manage top pull out four dollars!! They ask us if we could help. My potna slides'em 4 bucks & says it cool. I'm looking @ this nigga smh.

After that the bitch he was hollering @ never talked about them hooking up but was on his ass about borrowing 20$. They had JUST met. He said he never loaned her the money but I don't know.
 
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damn broads walk up to u and tell u to buy them a drink? o my
This only happens to me when I'm in Sacramento too. This bitches are bold as fuck with that shit. When they ask I come off with the same line. I say "bitch u don't look like you just got out of jail but on the other hand u can buy me a drink". They leave me alone w/o saying a word everytime.

ps. If anyone comes in this thread posting a story about their homie trickin but it was a time u was posted with some strippers or when u guys rolled out to the strip club then your a trick right along with ur homie.
 
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I got this homie...hella gameless dude who constantly gets played by females

We was at a party like 2 weeks ago and these broads came up in the party with clipboards and collared shirts talkin to people...so I was like wassup what yall gettin into

And they was like we on some business sellin magazine subscriptions you interested and I was like nah im cool and chopped it up wit em for a minute and they were talkin bout they could get jockin ass dudes to cash em out and buy hella subscriptions

10 minutes later dude comes back hella drunk with the two girls talkin bout im goin to the ATM...I was like come on my dude the fuck is you doin hes like nah they gon smoke me out free blunts nigga...I didnt wanna kill game for the girls but thats my homie too I was like man you a sucka

He came back like 20 minutes later probly bought hella bootsy ass magazine subscriptions

Another time we were settin up a lil kickback and he was buyin beer and these girls seen em buyin hella beer at the grocery store so they was like where the party at....anyways they got him to buy them some malibu rum and coronas sayin they was gonna come thru....they drank like a couple beers and bounced wit the liq

Dude be frontin girls money, everything, and dont even really get no pussy for it
 

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I go out w/ my boys, it's like a squad
out there at them broads
if anyone acted like that, they wouldn't be getting invited out too much more after that
 
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ps. If anyone comes in this thread posting a story about their homie trickin but it was a time u was posted with some strippers or when u guys rolled out to the strip club then your a trick right along with ur homie.
i believe that was aimed at me and i must say I NEVER HAVE TRICKED... the only time i dropped money on a stripper was that time at the room that i mentioned and thats cuz one of our OG homies who is like 45 and has had like 3 strokes aint had no play in years so we all decided to get him a stripper for his BDAY.... the other time like i said me and my boy was in the parkin lot drinkin cuz my other 'trickin homie' wanted to go in and pay for a lapdance... so miss me with the trickin shit

its all good though cuz i know a lot of people be tellin they stories when they done some trickin/hatin/hoe ass shit they damnselves before.. thats why im bout to go check out that other thread i just seen posted by fillyacup...

but i never have and never will be a hater or a trick...
 
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lol, i got a homie always braggin bout gettin pussy, girls always on him at partys, and this muh fucker wants me to go to the strip club with him, gettin all excited explaining how you pay 2$ and get big nice tits in yur face, and see girls from our high school gettin naked, im like damn, id feel like a dipshit tryin to pay money for that
 
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I got a friend that likes to feed off some of the things I like or do. One being the muscle car game. I've been doing it since the 80's and when I got to high school and met new people my frind was part of an import racing click. When this nigga seen me slide thru in the 69 drop SS maro he turned over a new leaf, offed the import, started out wit a mid 90's mustang then on to a 74 nova he tried switchin up to make it look like a 70. That one I wasn't really trippin off of. Second one, this nigga and myself were talking about some shit and some how brought up if I have a son later on I wanted to name him Isaiah. that same year this nigga got this beezy pregnant and has a boy, and you know the rest. FAULTY ASS SHIT!!!!
 
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Another time a few years back this bitch I was fucking with wanted to come thru with her 2 homegirls & fuck with me & my homie. When they get to the house their like "whats up wit some drank?" I slips my homie few bucks & told him to add a few & get a big bottle of Rossi. That way when them hoes leave we still got some drank left. This trick ass nigga comes back with a Smirnoff twist for everybody. Them hoes all had their own bottles. They only stayed like 30 minutes & bounced. Took their bottles with'em too. The bitch that came to see me had to leave cuz she was rolling with her homegirl b& her homey was the one driving. I asked the nigga, why did he buy them hoes they're own bottle. He should of got the bottle of Rossi like I said. He said he wanted things to run as smoothly as possible. I was like "yeah I feel u but u didn't have to buy all them hoes their own bottle. Them bitches didn't put nothing on tha drank."
That nigga be doing some serious tricking.

He always insist that its okay to buy a female a drink when we go to the club. A female gotta like me w/o me buying her a drank. That bitch better drank up some of this game I'm spittin in her ear & get full off of that.