am i wrong for this? im sure some of yal do this too

[ValleyPainProduct]

yeah it was pretty funny actually cuz dude looked at me like i was supposed to do somethin about it.....

"my bike.....its gone!"

"thas what happens when you in the hood man.....why didnt your mormon god protect your bike?"

"i had a locc on it!"

"well satan does make bolt cutters for his people"

"can i use your phone and call the police to report my bike being stolen?"

"they dont give yall cell phones and they send you out on missions through the ghetto???? what kinda religion did you sign up for? hell nah you aint callin no police from my apartment.....god dont like snitches!"

 

[ValleyPainProduct]

oh yeah and i seen the dude who had the bike about a week later....he tried to sell it to me....i was like didnt you get that off my porch? he smashed off.....guess he thought it was mine...lol!

 

[C.M.P CEO]

lol

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

so what's the difference between mormons and witness' .. and what do they believe.. i just tell 'em i got my own religion and they just leave.. but not before they hand me the book...so i never found out what the fuck they are doin' at my house.

 

[ValleyPainProduct]

mormons ride bikes and wear ties....jehovas are usually lil old ladies.....

nah but fa reals.....theres a big difference....mormons basically believe jesus already returned durin the early years of Americas Development in the form of some dude named Mormon.....so thier people are chozen and its thier mission to save others and have them join the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

Jehovas are negative types who like to pump fear into everyone that the end of the world is coming real soon and we all gonna burn if we dont start goin to Kingdom Hall and stop celebratin holidays and our birthdays.....

 

[C.M.P CEO]

siccness.com religion 411

 

[vinylfiend]

yeah it was pretty funny actually cuz dude looked at me like i was supposed to do somethin about it.....

"my bike.....its gone!"

"thas what happens when you in the hood man.....why didnt your mormon god protect your bike?"

"i had a locc on it!"

"well satan does make bolt cutters for his people"

"can i use your phone and call the police to report my bike being stolen?"

"they dont give yall cell phones and they send you out on missions through the ghetto???? what kinda religion did you sign up for? hell nah you aint callin no police from my apartment.....god dont like snitches!"

This shit is fucking funny as hell mane!!! LOL f'real tho!!

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

thanks for clearin' that up pain.. f'real.. i didn't know that shit.

 

[Malkorasoul]

According to jehova's witnesses only 144,000 people go to heaven, and only males are admitted...They arent Christian either because they don't believe in the trinity..

Those people are trained to fuck with your mind, and they'll keep on comin if you show any doubt or weakness...

if i were you, dont ever open the door cuz they annoying as fuck...

 

[C-4]

I just got visited right now, they wanted to invite me to their yearly event for Jesus