When I worked for Papa John's, we made fun of people who ordered pizza without cheese. It didn't happen often, but it did happen.
We had some polesmoker order a supreme without cheese one time, and then he tried to return it on the grounds that it was too hard to eat.
People who eat pizza without cheese are unItalian. You're on my shit list, necro.
Not because you don't like cheese on pizza, but because you support a shitty artist by having that screen name.