Best thing to ever happen to me while driving (besides getting head) is this.
I'm going towards the highway in downtown Seattle, just cruising, when all of a sudden this old van (think rapist type van) cuts me off bad. I had to slam on my breaks and everything. So I speed up and cut him back off and flip him the bird. So I'm cruising again and I see the asshole coming up fast in the other lane. He gets next to me and is yelling with the windown up and flipping me off and pounding his wheel. So he is in the left lane and I'm in the right lane and I notice that cars are waiting to turn for pedestrians in his lane and my lane is clear. I look and see that the cross walk light is blinking so I speed up so I can catch the light before it changes. The asshole speeds up too but is paying more attention to me then he is actually driving. I get to the light right as it turns yellow and dude must have still been looking at me because he rear ends some SUV that is waiting to turn while he is doing like 30mph. I go through the light and hit the highway while watching all this in my rearview. lol
By far one of the funniest things I have ever seen.