ah fuck

[carl winslow]

i just realized i have over a thousand posts. i cant explain the feeling of loser, no life disgust and dissapointment i felt when i saw that 1001 number under my name. so im gonna go kill myself now...well masturbate first, then kill myself. how do you guys suggest i do it?

 

[MRTHECOSE]

OVER DOSE on LIL richies activater

 

[MRTHECOSE]

same here ive been here damn near 5..*cries at cubicle*

 

[carl winslow]

OVER DOSE on LIL richies activater

ok ill consider that one. i was thinking something a little more extravagant. like jumping off a plane naked with lil gay richie in my arms, and see how many flips i could do before i land on ground zero.

tell you guys what, whoever gives me the best suicide suggestion, i will give free tickets to the reunion taping of family matters in 2010...and a free night to fuck momma winslow and harriet at the same time...oh and a free copy of judys porn video that she made (and no im not joking...judy really did go into porn. you can wikipedia it if you dont believe me)

 

[carl winslow]

^^^interesting. steves outta town right now though so i cant use his time machine

 

[carl winslow]

oh right right. i think if i jumped in that, itll turn me into james avery (uncle phil from fresh prince).
and yeah, lauras dug out is hella nappy. made me almost throw up one time

 

[D.I.R.B]

Just know, that anyway you choose to do it, is fine by me. As long as you do it!

 

[carl winslow]

wtf were you doing that close to her Dug Out, Mr. Winslow?







HE TOUCHES CHILDREN!

*points*

you dont understand. she claimed i violated her during her sleep. so i told her i didnt believe her unless she showed me her snatch to prove it. so she did and it was hella naps with it. thats it. and i think that dumb skank is confusing me up with lil richie. that little fag is always sleep walking and being all horny and shit

LOL, SAD TO HEAR THE NEWS, LOL....SHOOT YOUR SELF WHEN YOU START TO CUM, THAT WAY YOU'LL HAVE SOME JOY AND PAIN

simple yet powerful. so far it looks like youll be coming away with that grand prize

 

[MRTHECOSE]

i just realized i have over a thousand posts. i cant explain the feeling of loser, no life disgust and dissapointment i felt when i saw that 1001 number under my name. so im gonna go kill myself now...well masturbate first, then kill myself. how do you guys suggest i do it?

20 post today aint helping ya...
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carl winslow
Knight

Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,021

 

[carl winslow]

i hear ya man. im growing a 5 oclock shadow as i sit here