One night I was kinda faded, sittin' at the bar drinkin'
and thinkin', when she caught me by the way that she was winkin',
I say "Sup Mami? Can I buy you a shot?"
She said "No, but let me buy us one." "2 petron's on the rocks!"
She said "You're hot!" "so are you!" I said, to this little beauty,
She was 5 foot 3, brown hair, blue eyes, with an apple bottom booty.
I asked her if she wanted to go and get something to eat,
Then she asked if she could eat me, and swept me off my feet.
So we run out to the car, I plop my pee pee in her mouth,
Straight up lil' mami, that's what the f*** I'm talkin' bout'
I said "I'm SuperManning, when it comes to sex I be the best!"
"I'm what you've been missing, like the titties on your chest!"
She said, "Lets go back to your place. and show me where you kick it,"
Unlocked the door and made it 2 steps, before she blew me wicked.
I beat the shyt up out her guts, and ran her ass through the ringer,
When all the sudden, my stomach dropped, when I seen the ring on her finger.
I say "You married Girl?" Then she lets out a giggle,
and says "What he don't know, won't hurt him," as she slid down on my pickle
Something told me stop, but my thing was on a mission,
It wouldn't stop this non-sense, I commanded it to listen,
Too busy Tuna fishin', is what it replied,
When she laid on her side and let me hit it from behind,
So good I almost cried, "thank you mami for the session,"
"But before you go mami, I have just one little question,"
"Why you steppin' out, on the one you say you love?"
"On the one who claims your finger. Doesn't that F*** you up?"
But before she could answer, Open came my door,
It was her hubby with a Rifle, yellin' "F*** you stupid Whore!"
He shot her in the chest, and shot her in the gut,
I fought the gun out of his hands and shot him in the nut,
but little did I know, there was an artery attached,
His last words were F*** You, and I watched him fade to black.
I looked back at the girl, there was nothing I could do.
That's what I told the judge, but his fury for me grew.
Then he Sentenced me to hell, won't be out til 92,
To me, I was getting laid, the consequence I never knew.
So think before you stick em', pick em' well throughout your life,
Cuz shyt like this can happen, when you f*** somebodies' wife
and thinkin', when she caught me by the way that she was winkin',
I say "Sup Mami? Can I buy you a shot?"
She said "No, but let me buy us one." "2 petron's on the rocks!"
She said "You're hot!" "so are you!" I said, to this little beauty,
She was 5 foot 3, brown hair, blue eyes, with an apple bottom booty.
I asked her if she wanted to go and get something to eat,
Then she asked if she could eat me, and swept me off my feet.
So we run out to the car, I plop my pee pee in her mouth,
Straight up lil' mami, that's what the f*** I'm talkin' bout'
I said "I'm SuperManning, when it comes to sex I be the best!"
"I'm what you've been missing, like the titties on your chest!"
She said, "Lets go back to your place. and show me where you kick it,"
Unlocked the door and made it 2 steps, before she blew me wicked.
I beat the shyt up out her guts, and ran her ass through the ringer,
When all the sudden, my stomach dropped, when I seen the ring on her finger.
I say "You married Girl?" Then she lets out a giggle,
and says "What he don't know, won't hurt him," as she slid down on my pickle
Something told me stop, but my thing was on a mission,
It wouldn't stop this non-sense, I commanded it to listen,
Too busy Tuna fishin', is what it replied,
When she laid on her side and let me hit it from behind,
So good I almost cried, "thank you mami for the session,"
"But before you go mami, I have just one little question,"
"Why you steppin' out, on the one you say you love?"
"On the one who claims your finger. Doesn't that F*** you up?"
But before she could answer, Open came my door,
It was her hubby with a Rifle, yellin' "F*** you stupid Whore!"
He shot her in the chest, and shot her in the gut,
I fought the gun out of his hands and shot him in the nut,
but little did I know, there was an artery attached,
His last words were F*** You, and I watched him fade to black.
I looked back at the girl, there was nothing I could do.
That's what I told the judge, but his fury for me grew.
Then he Sentenced me to hell, won't be out til 92,
To me, I was getting laid, the consequence I never knew.
So think before you stick em', pick em' well throughout your life,
Cuz shyt like this can happen, when you f*** somebodies' wife