A women who is recently married and her mother are in the kitchen talking and the women says "how have you and dad managed to keep your marriage going all these years". So the mom drops a biscuit on the floor drops and piccs it up with her pussy and says "if you can do that you're marriage will last just as long as ours". So that night , the husband is in bed reading and the wife walks up naked and throws a biscuit on the bed. She then squats down over it and as she does she lets out a fart. The husband then jumps out of bed and the wife says "honey, what's wrong?", then the husband says "if it barks like that for a biscuit I sure as hell don't want to put any meat near it".