90 MPH?!

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Apr 4, 2005
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i was doin 95 on 80 East and was cumin up on this car in da fast lane goin like 80. i tried to swerve into da second lane cause the Escalade in da third lane was goin 65 or 70.....when i got into da second lane, i seen there was a Tahoe in da shadow of da Escalade goin like 55 and hittin his brakes.........i swerved into da exit lane and my car stopped no less thean 10 feet infront of this highway patrol who was tryna clear da San Pablo Dam Road exit...... da cop told me to keep it movin, even tho everyone in eyesight had just seen i was hella close to bappin.......if any car had hit my right side, i woulda flipped over and prolly died since im only a buck 45 or so.......i thank God i still got my life.....this was on Saturday when i was cumin back from boppin off at da movies.....i just got my L's, too....a week and a half ago and im tellin u right now, if anybody had had any less bars then me, they woulda smacked 4 sure........the lesson i learned is........stay between 90-100 and never leave da fast lane.........ever.............
 

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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Gas One said:
i wouldnt even wanna do 125 on the freeway
i did 115 comin back from vegas and i barely touched my shit and it swerved

you spin out, you = dumbass of the year

or dead guy of the year either or
What kind of car do you have? the only reason I took mine that high is cause i got suspension upgrades and good tires...
 
May 13, 2002
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Shit, I drive the speed limit and maybe five miles faster. For some odd reason, cops like to pull me over for nothing, and a lot of the time I have weed with me, so I figure if I'm speeding, I'll get pulled over for sure. Cops and sheriffs around here aren't too friendly so I rather keep it cool...
 

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Some Random Asshole
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I fucking hate police that try to intimidate people.

Next time that happens, ask them if they realize you pay part of their salary and that if you weren't paying taxes along with everyone else, they would have no job, no life, no home, nothing.

These pieces of shit act like they have power, but the only reason they do, is cause NOBODY DOES SHIT when they get fucked over....besides a few instances...but most of the time, people say, "well, it's the cops, what can i do?" Fucked up thing is, the court will believe the pigs like you're guilty before trial/anything goes on....You gotta LOVE the system of Catch 22's in this fucking country.
 
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I think it all has to do with whether or not you feel like you're gonna get pulled over. Cause as soon as the thought pops in your head it usually happens. haha I know there's been a few instances where I'm like shit there's probably a CHP round here and bam one pops up out the cutties
 
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cops is usually da least of my worries on da freeway.....when u goin 90+, u only have to worry about the people gettin on da freeway, and da people u passin anyway.......im more worried about dickheads driving below the speed limit, or goin under 85 in da fast lane.....
 
May 13, 2002
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Sixx- You're trippin if you think I let them search my car and shit like that, hell no. I am never a jerk to them, but I let them know I know my rights and usually that pisses them off more. Mothefuckers look at anything to affiliate me with a gang while they pull me over, ask me about tattoo's and shit, and after a while of nothing they leave like everything's cool. I don't get sad at all when cops get killed.

The Visualizer- I see what you're saying, but getting pulled over a few times a week on average is completely different. I could say I've been pulled over at least 25 times going back to the beginning of last year, no joke. And I still haven't gotten ONE ticket!
 

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Sep 13, 2005
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i wrecked my dads truck into a lake when i was 16...i was doing bout 70 on a dirt road cruisin' around in the bacc woods of home...i swerved around a corner, started swervin' hard, hit the brakes, locked the tires up, and went flying off the road into a lake...i lost my weed, just rolled a fat ass j...did a elbow drop on my homie cuz i was the only one wit no seatbelt on and threw two cases of beer into the water...i told the cops i swerved to miss a deer, fuccaz didn't believe me...charged me wit reckless driving in the 1st degree n' driving wit a suspended or no license in the 2nd degree...i ended up paying $1500 in fines n' had to explain to my dad i was acting a foo
 
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One of the advantages of being white (half, but I look 100% white) and having a nice car is you can pull the ol whiteboy "Howdy doody" Hey officer! and oftentimes they will let me off on shit.