>The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A blonde comes in and
>asks
>for a seven ten cap.
>
>We all looked at each other and asked, "What's a seven ten cap?"
>
>She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I
>need a new one."
>
>"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun
>Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick.
>
>"OK, lady, how big is it?"
>
>She makes a circle with her hands about 3-1/2 inches in diameter.
>
>"What does it do?," we asked.
>
>She said, "I don't know, but it's always been there."
>
>At a loss as to what she needed, one of us gave her a note pad and asked
>her
>if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3-1/2 inches
>in diameter and in the center she writes 710.
>
>The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes
>it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in
>hysterics.
>
>(directions: draw a circle, write 710 in the middle of it, and turn it
>around)
>
>asks
>for a seven ten cap.
>
>We all looked at each other and asked, "What's a seven ten cap?"
>
>She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I
>need a new one."
>
>"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun
>Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick.
>
>"OK, lady, how big is it?"
>
>She makes a circle with her hands about 3-1/2 inches in diameter.
>
>"What does it do?," we asked.
>
>She said, "I don't know, but it's always been there."
>
>At a loss as to what she needed, one of us gave her a note pad and asked
>her
>if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3-1/2 inches
>in diameter and in the center she writes 710.
>
>The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes
>it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in
>hysterics.
>
>(directions: draw a circle, write 710 in the middle of it, and turn it
>around)
>
