It took 12 hours and over 50 rescue workers to free this fat ass from the river!
Fat people should not go whitewater rafting. Martin Rike, the fat guy featured in today's video, had to call 911 after his raft popped under pressure from his 500lb frame. Funny thing is, the water that held Martin hostage was only about waist deep. He tried to get out of the water but suffered severe chest pains and slipped on the rocks, fucking up his fat ass knee.
The sun came and went but Martin Rike was still stuck in the river. He took a fat ass nap as rescue crews readied for the ultimate shallow water rescue. The first attempt to free him was by boat but the water was so fucking shallow it caused the boat to get stuck as well. Eventually, he was rescued by a hovercraft. That's right, a fucking hovercraft.
When you're so fat that you can manage to get stuck in a river the problem is so obvious it's useless to point out. After 12 hours of hard work and the brute force of 50 rescue workers Martin Rike was lifted out of the river. He was then taken to a nearby hospital and is in stable condition. I'll try to call the hospital later tonight and, if I can reach anyone for comment, I'll play the audio on the next episode of SickSiteRadio.
Here's to ditching your fat friend when he gets stuck in the river.
http://www.sicksiteradio.com/blogs.php?d=07/17/2007
Fat people should not go whitewater rafting. Martin Rike, the fat guy featured in today's video, had to call 911 after his raft popped under pressure from his 500lb frame. Funny thing is, the water that held Martin hostage was only about waist deep. He tried to get out of the water but suffered severe chest pains and slipped on the rocks, fucking up his fat ass knee.
The sun came and went but Martin Rike was still stuck in the river. He took a fat ass nap as rescue crews readied for the ultimate shallow water rescue. The first attempt to free him was by boat but the water was so fucking shallow it caused the boat to get stuck as well. Eventually, he was rescued by a hovercraft. That's right, a fucking hovercraft.
When you're so fat that you can manage to get stuck in a river the problem is so obvious it's useless to point out. After 12 hours of hard work and the brute force of 50 rescue workers Martin Rike was lifted out of the river. He was then taken to a nearby hospital and is in stable condition. I'll try to call the hospital later tonight and, if I can reach anyone for comment, I'll play the audio on the next episode of SickSiteRadio.
Here's to ditching your fat friend when he gets stuck in the river.
http://www.sicksiteradio.com/blogs.php?d=07/17/2007
