<3 VALENTINE'S DAY #SWAG <3

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yea.. you gotta analyze why a nigga would hate today.
broke.. ugly.. lonely.

valentines day has been fun since elementary school.
anytime you got a valentine from a girl who wasnt in your home room youd feel like a king.
shout out to the old school valentines with the lollipop in em.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Valentines day sucks when you're not getting laid cuz . . . you're not getting laid

Valentines day sucks when you're getting laid cuz you've got to pay more for it than usual


You know what Valentines Day is? Gettin fucked.
 
Dec 4, 2006
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The funny thing is...I got 3 bitches wanting to hang out with me tonight...

I don't know how imma pull this one off though......2 of them want to go out and have dinner...the other just wants to hang out, that's guaranteed pussy ya know..

The other two been guaranteed pussy since I already beat a few times, but the one that doesn't want dinner...I been trying to hit those for the past 6 months...

The lord is my shepherd...he knows what i want!
 
Sep 17, 2007
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My girl just had Roundtable Pizza w/ Breadsticks, chicken wingz & soda delivered to my work for lunch for V-Day. #SWAG
 
Feb 1, 2011
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good food...good pussy from jay
hella pussy juice, hella nut, hair pullin, skin smackin, face bitin lickin eatin hittin slappin yadadayadaDIGGGGGGG its our 1 year , yee...;)
 

Mac Jesus

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May 31, 2003
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Today's just another day, know why? I live with my girl and have for about 4 years now. She's finna get home from work, cook me dinner, after which we'll fuck. We're low on funds so she isn't expecting anything. I'll give her an orgami rose and she'll be happy. Fuck spending money on valentines day.
 

Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
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And to the lonely motherfuckers who hate this day; check facebook, I seen 4 girls today with anti-valentines day status's and not one guy. Them the lonely girls to hit up.