3 Bodygaurds and 1 Sexpet

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Arson

Long live the KING!!!!
May 7, 2002
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Ok Ill Play

sexpet : Alicia Keys

Bodys gaurds:

My brother
Mirko CroCop
Pat Tillman(R.I.P)
 
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#22
body gaurds - mike tyson, quinton rampage jackson, and kimbo

sexpet - giada or whatever off of the cooking channel, looks good still at age 37 or somthing, and can cook like fucking crazy, plus she has a natalie portman look to her i find sexy
 

Gas One

Moderator
May 24, 2006
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Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
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inevitability:

1) one of the broads one of you picked, will have a vagina smell so horrible, you will eventually give her away.

2) one of them bitches are nutcases and you'd walk in on her getting banged by 7 dudes that look like fabio.

3) check the medicine cabinet. if you see anything related to antibiotics, run.

4) "sexpets" still age, get pregnant, fall victim to drugs, get diseases, lose weight, gain weight, and pretty much become trash. this is why men cheat, this is why halle berry was cheated on.


(whos head game is reported to be horrible, like ahh halle its ok just stroke it with your hand horrible)

4.5) one of them have a hidden secret. they like their boyfriends to eat their poo in exchange for showering them with gifts, the house dog fucks everyone in the orgy, etc etc....no for real.....stars lead interesting lives at home..

5) all of you that picked kim kardasian, keep this in mind...at any point....ray J can come up to you and SON you. are you really willing to risk your own credibility by getting sonned by brandys little brother?

"i bet you she makes you watch our tape, nigga..you seen it too huh..gay ass nigga.."- Ray J. to you, probably before getting punched
 

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
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I still stand by my list.....I ain't havin hella men around me, my bodyguards are finna be women.......fine ass women tho......fine ass women that can beat your ass!
 
May 9, 2002
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