29 Year Old Man Fathers 21 Kids

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Gas One

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#23
^ lmao. there is no way that could or would happen to me

who the fuck walks through a door like that

you open a door and your already walking past it before it opens all the way? lol

who really opens a door and damn near jogs

if you arent on meth that should never happen
 

Defy

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i'm going to get a cat just so I can do that.
lol.....back in the day I used to fuck with my cat when I was high.....he'd be laying down on the hardwood floor or linoleum and I'd spin him so hard I'd make him do t-flares.


he used to fuck with me too, I'd be walking from my mom's room or the bathroom to my room and he'd be hiding out in the kitchen and would pounce onto my leg then jump off and jet into the living room.....the first few times I was hella startled.....then after a while I'd hella sneak up on him as he's waiting and he'd do a half pounce but start breaking out mid air.


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^ lmao. there is no way that could or would happen to me

who the fuck walks through a door like that

you open a door and your already walking past it before it opens all the way? lol

who really opens a door and damn near jogs

if you arent on meth that should never happen
maaaaaaan, this stupid ass guy at my work thinks he's the office clown, always playin pranks. One morning I come in hung over as fuck, I'm in the bathroom for a good 10 minutes or so reading a magazine not wanting to work. I open the door, I'm looking down not payin attention and BAM! Same exact shit with the saran wrap right in my face. He's hiding in the corner bustin up. lmao fuckin dick, I can't believe some cheap shit like that worked on me. I got him good though later
 

Defy

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maaaaaaan, this stupid ass guy at my work thinks he's the office clown, always playin pranks. One morning I come in hung over as fuck, I'm in the bathroom for a good 10 minutes or so reading a magazine not wanting to work. I open the door, I'm looking down not payin attention and BAM! Same exact shit with the saran wrap right in my face. He's hiding in the corner bustin up. lmao fuckin dick, I can't believe some cheap shit like that worked on me. I got him good though later
did he bust out in song after that on some "I can see clearly now" shit




"I can see no obstacles in my way"
 

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wife of hockey goalie Martin Brodeur gets 500,000 a year in child support, until his kids turn 18, which will be 2020 or some shit. Thats an insane amount of money to receive, but he did fuck her sister (the reason they got divorced).
 

Gas One

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#39
look how stressed out that nigga look

and why does he have on better clothes than me with 20 kids

yeah, a white t shirt and shorts are better right now

not to say i dont have clothes but id just dress in burlap sacks if i had 20 kids dog

he got a chain on too and what appears to be a cell phone

gimme that
seriously