"25 Awesome Homeless Guy Signs"

[Perkn&Networkn]

I remember seein this homeless dude by McCovey Cove at the ball park in frisco holdin a sign that said "I'M TOO UGLY TO GET LAID - NEED MONEY FOR A HOOKER" shit was funny cuz he really was one ugly motherfucker

 

[Nuttkase]

I like the guy in Seattle who pretends like he's holding up a sign and is just staring in a daze lmao.

There is this crazy dude by my work who is always asking people for 35 cents so he can make a phone call. Payphones haven't cost 35 cents since like 1998 lol.

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

i saw this one guy by the bus tunnel entrance on like 6th and pine had a sign that said "punch me in the face for 5$"

his face was red and puffy already and his eye looked fucked up