2 Pac KILLUMINATI? who killed him?

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Gas One

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#63
i actually broke the whole tupac situation down last year...the whole shit was a setup
unrelated,

my dad works at UMC in las vegas and was there when pac was brought in and he said the shit was insane.....there were people bribing everyone at the hospital to get information on his current status, he did radiology at the time and someone offered him a few racks for the pictures.

one true fact is he did have one testicle after all that shit, hella rappers came through to see him, i think hammer was one of the first

he was hella coked out too. i didnt know pac did coke

and when i say UMC was insane shit was really crazy. they had to seriously hire security 24/7 in every single exit and entrance because mutha fuckas was tryna do anything to see what was up with pac

i gotta ask my pops about some of the other shit he told me that i forgot..but that shits like a legend now

umc is full of flunkys
 

Stealth

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@ Gas - My boys sister works there...she was saying the same shit.

Back when I was in 9th grade trying to give everyone my 2pac conspiracy theories my boy kept coming up like "listen man...my sister works at the hospital...I promise you...he's fuckin' dead."
 

Ry

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#68
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I always thought Pac got shot because they beat that crip dude down in the casino before the boxing fight. There was history between them over someones death row chain being stolen, Pac and his crew were beating him down over that. Later he rolled on Pac and Suge, it was a simple retaliation. A little later he was killed himself, the streets handled it, end of story...
 

Stealth

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#69
^ Orlando Anderson

June 1, 1998- Orlando Anderson, the man long considered to be the prime suspect in the murder of Tupac Shakur, was shot to death in Compton on Friday afternoon following a gun battle that left two other men dead.
 

Nuttkase

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#74
I always thought Pac got shot because they beat that crip dude down in the casino before the boxing fight. There was history between them over someones death row chain being stolen, Pac and his crew were beating him down over that. Later he rolled on Pac and Suge, it was a simple retaliation. A little later he was killed himself, the streets handled it, end of story...
That's what the Illuminati and Colonel Sanders (he really isn't dead either) want you to think man. It's really like this, the Illuminati were mad at 2Pac for dissing Biggie who was down with them because Biggie was really just a giant Ewok and as we all know the Illuminati is down with The Empire. So in Vegas 2Pac and them jumped Orlando Anderson which was the last straw because he was the great great great great great great grandfather of Lando Calrissian (time travel is involved in all of this too but that's a different story) and that really pissed the Illuminati/The Empire off. So Suge (who is somehow related to Darth Vader, I don't remember how) was like we got to get the fuck out of Vegas. That car they were in was like the one in MIB but Suge was too drunk to do any of the cool tricks with the car to get away so they just drove out like normal. Well this fool nicknamed Puff (the magic dragon) was hired by the Illuminati/The Empire to take Pac out. He flew into Vegas from the Battlestar Galactica that night and waited with a few Fraggles to take out Pac. When Pac and Suge came out in the car the Fraggles distracted everyone by getting hyphy (thus starting the craze) and is why no one saw anything on the busy intersection. Puff then shot up the car and took off back to the Battlestar Galactica and the Fraggles got jobs at Circus Circus.

There you have it.

A short time later Orlando Anderson was killed by some members of The Goonies (Chunk and Pac were close homies) in retaliation for the Pac killing.

/end story

Vote Ron Paul/Starr aka Carlos for President/Vice President in '08!
 

Stealth

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#75
Nah man...the Ewoks were enemies of the Empire. They fought against the Empire at the Battle of Endor. I'm pretty sure that 2Pac was in the Illuminati ("the Empire") because he hated Biggie ("Ewoks"). Plus Ewok sounds a lot like East Coast. Orlando Anderson was the grandson of Lando Calrissian and when he got capped, the East Coast Rebel Alliance killed 2Pac. Then the Illuminati killed Biggie in retaliation. That's what Killuminati stands for. Kill the Ewoks. Its ancient Tuscan Raider dialect. The Tuscan Raiders lived in the desert. Vegas is in the desert. ITs so simple.
 

Nuttkase

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No no no, Orlando Anderson was Lando Calrissian great great great great great great grandfather. You forget that The Empire travels back in time to help the Illuminati. I've heard the rest of that theory though too besides you having the Orlando Anderson/Lando Carlissian thing wrong.

I know for a fact though that Puff and the Fraggles were involved. A lot of the Fraggles still work at Circus Circus on the tight rope walk. They will tell you what went down. They are still kind of bitter for not getting the credit for starting hyphy that night though.

We can all agree that Colonel Sanders is the leader of the Illuminati though. I mean the man grows beakless, featherless chickens. That's some savage shit right there.
 

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No man, Chunk and Sloth were sent to stop the Rebels from Killing 2Pac but they were intercepted by the Fratelli family at the last moment. Sloth ended up distracting the Fratelli's just long enough for Data and Mouth to get their hands on One Eyed Willie's rich stuff, but then when they went to stop the brutal slayings on Flamingo Boulevard they ended up being confront by Sharon and Louis from Sharon, Louis and Brahm's Elephant Show.

True story.

I was wrong about Orlando Anderson being Lando's grandpa though. Thanks for setting me straight in a respectful manner.