I was born in Mother Russia. In southern Siberia, the Republic of Khakassia (Респу́блика Хака́сия

to be exact.
My parents were poor working peasants. They could not afford to feed me so I was orphaned. They left me on the door step of comrade Vladimir Belotserkovsky. Shortly afterwards, they were both executed by the Capitalists because of their lack of efficiency at the factory they were employed at.
Comrade Vladimir Belotserkovsky placed me into a Communist learning school, where I was hooked up to tubes and fed communist propaganda 24/7 and placed on a strictly "communist diet." This is where i learned the truth about america and that god is a cruel joke.
Once they felt I was ready to be a super communist, I was released from the school. Shortly after the collapse of the USSR, I fled to america where I have been training ever since. My objective is to take over the US along with my ex-ussr comrades, and the Talaban of course. Cobra Commander will also join us which will be announced on a later date.
Seriously, I was born in Chicago, IL, where most of my family has lived for generations. I later moved to Seattle, where i currently live.
Definition of communist - a person who desires the liberation of the proletariat.
WHY ARE U IN THE UNITED STATES?
Because I was born here and currently live here.
Maybe you're unaware, but communism is simply an ideology. Communism has been around in America for over 100 years.