13 sorcerers arrested for penis theft WTF

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Apr 23, 2006
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_congo_democratic_witchcraft
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
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Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

THE moral of this story is DONT VISIT THE FUCKING CONGO
 
Mar 4, 2007
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damn i'm studying this right now, wow this is amazing, cause most of the stories i read about the congo are older stories.. wow tho, they sayin its a retaliation cause of the government? that don't make sense.

well nonetheless, there are cures to every curse, so there will be plenty of money and gifts going in the pockets of the shamans...

lol tho, those accused sorcerers got it bad, they gonna get shanked no doubt, or have a curse put on them..lol
in the congo, the curse is worst.
 

L.D.S.

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Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

LMFAO @ this harmless phrase being used in a "penis snatching" editorial.
 
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Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Gold Rings.............................................................................??????????
 
Nov 24, 2003
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lmao, I bet the whole thing started cuz some dude was bout to get down with a chick and she laughed at him for being small and he was like, "uh naw. I used to be big. ShakaZufu over there must have shrunk it!!! Get him!!"

God damn thats just what I was thinking


They should make an APS version of the "I was in the pool" Seinfield episode.


"I was in ShakaZufu's hut!!!"