I did ask...I found out that you are the 24 hour live-in towel boy for the "Richardo Simmons Meerkats" football team.....so the above statement is so very true.... You do have a job...and you do get more ass than a toilet seat..but you left out the fact that you are a lonely- naked locker room troll with a laptop..sweating ,and caressing "Meerkat" nuts all day.
You're Like the dude in the movie "RADIO", instead of a radio, and a smile..you have a laptop,time,and "KAT" nuts in your mouth!
ooops I forgot..5000