Me: I'll hang with you for Halloween since youre stuck with child
Her: Thanks
Her (1wk later): Let's go to a Halloween party. (FYI I'm also nonchalantly really saying that at least a couple guys I've fucked or made a baby with will be there).
Me: eh, whatever. Leggo
Me (1 month later): I...
6.6lb gain thus far, another meal to go and still training every day. Yeah I still race my German Shepherd, I know he let me win sometimes cuz his speed burst is insane