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  1. mrtonguetwista

    What Albums Got Slept On In 2004??

    zzzzzzzzzzz My Choices Chico & Coolwadda "Parallel" Dirty Rat "Rookie Of The Year" The Team "The Negro League" and unfortunately San Diego music
  2. mrtonguetwista

    Officer, Please Get Your K-9 Off Of My Penis..haha

    MINNEAPOLIS -- A man was bitten in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for allegedly running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood. Police said the dog bit the man in order to protect its handler. Police say the man started hitting the officer and the police dog...
  3. mrtonguetwista

    Hamburger Rage..haha

    ROCHESTER, N.H. -- A Maine man was charged with assault after allegedly attacking a Rochester store clerk with a hot hamburger. Police issued an arrest warrant for Tony Carr, 37, of Berwick, Maine, after he allegedly attacked Cumberland Farms clerk Scott Lizenberger Nov. 28 with a steaming hot...
  4. mrtonguetwista

    This why I DO NOT go to the doctors

    NEW YORK (AP) - A Bronx doctor who began performing oral sex on a patient while examining his genitals, pleaded guilty Thursday to sexual misconduct, prosecutors said. As part of a plea agreement, Brian Shaw, 42, of Wilton, Conn., will be sentenced to six years probation and is required to...
  5. mrtonguetwista

    Mike Tyson Arrested For Damaging Car

    I didn't post this in the sports forum cause I don't consider Tyson to be an athlete anymore. 'nuff said Iron Mike Tyson was arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona on one count of criminal charges after allegedly climbing onto the hood of a car outside the Pussycat Lounge, on November 27th...
  6. mrtonguetwista

    Damn girl your brother is a real dumbass..lol

    MEXICO, Ind. (AP) - When a masked man pointed a gun at an auto repair shop clerk threatening to kill her, she thought she recognized his voice. Police said that was likely because the man holding the handgun was the 16-year-old clerk's brother. ``He pointed the gun at her head and told her he...
  7. mrtonguetwista

    The hell with road-rage this is restaurant rage..lol

    HOUSTON (AP) - Road rage? Try restaurant rage. A 34-year-old man apparently angry that his $6 steak and cheese sandwich was too cold was arrested on a charge of threatening to kill the restaurant manager Wednesday. Police said the manager offered to reheat Devlin B. Nelson's sandwich or make...
  8. mrtonguetwista

    Marijuana Filled "Santas" Sold At School

    RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - Santa Claus brought an unusual gift for some Rio schoolchildren this holiday season -- a bag of marijuana. Police in the Brazilian capital said two teenagers were spotted selling Santa dolls at the entrance of a municipal school next to a slum not far from the...
  9. mrtonguetwista

    Peeping Tom Had Hairy Toes

    JAMESTOWN, N.C. (AP) - Hairy toes gave away an alleged peeping in the women's locker room at the Mary Perry Ragsdale YMCA. A Greensboro man hiding in the women's locker room Tuesday night was caught peeping after a woman in a neighboring shower stall spotted his hairy feet, authorities said...
  10. mrtonguetwista

    Inmate Shanks Other Inmate With Pork Chop

    NORMAN, Okla. (AP) - A prison inmate in Cleveland County is accused of stabbing another prisoner with a sharpened pork chop bone. Lexington Correctional Center inmate Erenesto Hernanced-Rosales, 39, was charged Wednesday with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. According to...
  11. mrtonguetwista

    Those Wacky Telemarketers

    A local woman received a threatening letter in the mail from a telemarketer in Texas, Local 4 reported. Jill Beyer, of Waterford Township, said she received the letter about one week after she refused to donate money in a recent call from a telemarketer. "He wanted a donation for the...
  12. mrtonguetwista

    Daz Preps For Two Albums And Snoop Tour

    Veteran rapper/producer Daz Dillinger will be a busy man in 2005, when he plans to drop two new albums and join Snoop Dogg on the road for an extensive tour. "It's going to be a real big show," Dillinger tells Billboard.com of the outing, which will also feature Pharrell Williams and Soopafly...
  13. mrtonguetwista

    DMX Pleads Guilty To DUI Charge

    NEW YORK (AP) - Rapper DMX pleaded guilty Wednesday to driving under the influence of drugs when he plowed through the gates of an airport parking lot after claiming to be a federal agent. The 33-year-old rapper, whose real name is Earl Simmons, also pleaded guilty to reckless endangerment...
  14. mrtonguetwista

    The Downward Spiral Of Murder INC.

    NEW YORK (AP) - Just before dawn on a crisp November morning, federal agents converged on a two-story home in suburban Maplewood, N.J., and woke up Cynthia Brent. They told her to get dressed for court. Brent, a soft-spoken accountant for rap label The Inc., was facing charges of laundering...
  15. mrtonguetwista

    Those Wacky New York City Landlords

    NEW YORK (AP) -- A landlord was found guilty of hiring hit men to force two brothers out of a rent-controlled apartment last year. Juan Basagoitia, 50, was accused of paying two tenants in the building $2,500 to beat the brothers and attack them with a knife in March. He allegedly wanted to...
  16. mrtonguetwista

    Mark Wurstle: Teacher By Day...Freak By Night..lol

    MEDINA TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- An Ohio teacher was arrested for allegedly driving drunk while dressed in drag, NBC reported. Police said Mark Wurstle, a Medina County teacher, was wearing women's lace underwear and no pants. Medina Township police said that Wurstle was previously arrested for...
  17. mrtonguetwista

    Those Wacky Zimbabweans

    HARARE (Reuters) - A group of late night Zimbabwean hitch-hikers had a shock when they were driven to a cemetery and forced to dig up a coffin at gunpoint. The three men in a truck who offered the 20 hitch-hikers a lift to Chitungwiza, a township outside Harare, instead sped to a graveyard...
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    Woman Sells Ghost On eBay

    HOBART, Ind. (AP) - A woman's effort to assuage her 6-year-old son's fears of his grandfather's ghost by selling it on eBay has drawn more than 34 bids with a top offer of $78. Mary Anderson said she placed her father's ``ghost'' on the online auction site after her son, Collin, said he was...
  19. mrtonguetwista

    Police Seek Drunk-Ass $315Mil Lotto Winner

    CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) - Officials planned to seek the man who won almost $315 million at Powerball on a bail violation charge after he was arrested on a DUI count in another county. Kanawha County Magistrate Tim Halloran ordered Jack Whittaker's arrest on Thursday, two days after Whittaker was...
  20. mrtonguetwista

    Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!

    CALLAWAY, Fla. (AP) - Help, police, someone stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it. ``They're America's dumbest...