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  1. mrtonguetwista

    Keep Your Stank Ass Out Of The Library

    SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. (AP) - A new county law aims to keep readers from reeking. Libraries in San Luis Obispo County have had their own rules banning offensive body odor since 1994, but the policy became law after the board of supervisors last month adopted an ordinance that lets authorities...
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    Man Dies After 50 Shots Of Tequila

    SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic (AP) - The 21-year-old winner of a competition to drink the most tequila died Monday and three other contestants were gravely ill in the hospital, officials said. Ricardo Garcia drank more than 50 shots of tequila Sunday night at a Santo Domingo disco to win...
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    Anyone pick up the XXL magazine (West Coast edition)?

    I copped mine today mainly for the Eazy-E and MC Eiht articles.
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    Man Has Sex With Calves

    This has to be bird-fucker's grandfather. :) NEILLSVILLE, Wis. -- A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after...
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    Drunk,Naked Prosecutor Jumps Into Wrong Car..lol

    KEY WEST, Fla. (AP) - A prosecutor who may have had a little too much to drink thought it would be funny to run naked across a parking lot and hop into a friend's car. It was funny, until he jumped into the wrong car. Albert Tasker, who works for the Monroe County State Attorney's Office...
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    78 yr old Woman Faces Marijuana Charges

    DANVILLE, W.Va. (AP) - A 78-year-old woman faces drug charges and authorities are searching for her 72-year-old boyfriend after police found about a half-kilogram of marijuana stashed in a freezer on her property. State police arrested Mollie Williams last week after responding to a dispute...
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    No jail-time for naked cheese covered man

    MARYVILLE, Tenn. - A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and covered in nacho cheese has pleaded guilty to burglary, public intoxication and other charges. But, he won't be going to jail. In a plea deal with prosecutors, Michael David Monn was sentenced to three...
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    Is that a sword or are you just happy to see me?

    NORTH LIBERTY, Iowa (AP) - A man threatened his neighbors with a sword after they complained about him being naked in his front yard, police said. Curtis D. Rarick, 44, was charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon. Rarick had been naked in his yard and became angry when...
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    March 1st. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming March 1, 2005 C-Lim "Star Wars: The Npire Strikes Bacc" Cornbread presents Street Heat "Vol. 5" (DVD) (f/ 8Ball & MJG, Slim Thug, Paul Wall, Swisha House, & more) Eazy-E "Compton Original Hip-Hop Thugsta: Soundtrack" Gangsta Dre "Stand & Deliver" (f/ San Quinn, Hollow Tip, Young...
  10. mrtonguetwista

    March 1st. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming March 1, 2005 C-Lim "Star Wars: The Npire Strikes Bacc" Cornbread presents Street Heat "Vol. 5" (DVD) (f/ 8Ball & MJG, Slim Thug, Paul Wall, Swisha House, & more) Eazy-E "Compton Original Hip-Hop Thugsta: Soundtrack" Gangsta Dre "Stand & Deliver" (f/ San Quinn, Hollow Tip, Young...
  11. mrtonguetwista

    March 1st. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming March 1, 2005 C-Lim "Star Wars: The Npire Strikes Bacc" Cornbread presents Street Heat "Vol. 5" (DVD) (f/ 8Ball & MJG, Slim Thug, Paul Wall, Swisha House, & more) Eazy-E "Compton Original Hip-Hop Thugsta: Soundtrack" Gangsta Dre "Stand & Deliver" (f/ San Quinn, Hollow Tip, Young...
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    Pet Skunk Bites Man's Penis

    Every time Carol Infalt's phone rings, she's not sure if it's going to be condolences for her deceased skunk or a joke about her husband's formerly private parts. She's been getting a lot of both since Ozzie the pet skunk paid the ultimate price for biting Dan Infalt's penis. I think it's a...
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    Ego Trip's Race-O-Rama

    Anyone watching this on VH-1. Could be the funniest program they've ever had. Way better than I LOVE 80s/90s.
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    Those Alabama Landlords Are Savs

    LANETT, Ala. (AP) - A landlord in an eviction dispute with a tenant allegedly broke windows at his rental property and threw a tear gas grenade into the residence, police said. Joseph Hammock, 69, of West Point, Ga., was taken into custody early Wednesday after a 1:30 a.m. dispute at the Lanett...
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    The reason Musty hasn't posted in awhile

    BAY MINETTE, Ala. (AP) - Chilly weather hasn't kept a naked man from flashing traffic on Interstate 65 in north Baldwin County in Alabama. Sheriff's spokesman John Murphy said Thursday morning's incident was the ninth time since July 2004 that someone has flashed passing motorists on the...
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    Wonder-Con Feb. 18-20

    Has anyone gone or going to the Wonder-Con at the Moscone Center in San Francisco?
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    Feb. 22nd Releases *enjoy*

    Coming February 22, 2005 Aesop Rock "Fast Cars, Danger, Fire, & Knives" (f/ El-P, Camu Tao, & more) Airborn Audio (High Priest & M Sayyid) "Good Fortune" (former members of Antipop Consortium) All Natural "Vintage" Benzino "Arch Nemesis" (f/ single "Bottle's Up") Bizzy Bone & Layzie...
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    Feb. 22nd Releases *enjoy*

    Coming February 22, 2005 Aesop Rock "Fast Cars, Danger, Fire, & Knives" (f/ El-P, Camu Tao, & more) Airborn Audio (High Priest & M Sayyid) "Good Fortune" (former members of Antipop Consortium) All Natural "Vintage" Benzino "Arch Nemesis" (f/ single "Bottle's Up") Bizzy Bone & Layzie...
  19. mrtonguetwista

    Feb. 22nd Releases *enjoy*

    Coming February 22, 2005 Aesop Rock "Fast Cars, Danger, Fire, & Knives" (f/ El-P, Camu Tao, & more) Airborn Audio (High Priest & M Sayyid) "Good Fortune" (former members of Antipop Consortium) All Natural "Vintage" Benzino "Arch Nemesis" (f/ single "Bottle's Up") Bizzy Bone & Layzie...
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    Can you supersize my FAT BITCH combo?

    New Brunswick, New Jersey) Rutgers University has banned the "Fat Dyke" and the "Fat Bitch". Both were the names of sandwiches listed in the menus on the sides of food trucks that park along the College Avenue campus. Students from the school's gay organization and several female students...