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  1. mrtonguetwista

    O.J. Simpson Kicked Out Of Steakhouse On Derby Eve

    LOUISVILLE, Ky. - The owner of an upscale steakhouse in Louisville said he asked O.J. Simpson to leave his restaurant the night before the Kentucky Derby because he is sickened by the attention Simpson still attracts. "I didn't want to serve him because of my convictions of what he's...
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    Free Paris Hilton

    http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/
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    Woman Charged $8000 For Burger King Meal

    FOUNTAIN INN, S.C. -- A Burger King restaurant made a king-size mistake that has caused a royal headache for a South Carolina woman. A restaurant worker accidentally charged her more than $8,000 for a meal, reported WYFF-TV in Greenville, S.C. Now the restaurant is trying to correct the error...
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    Gas Station Owner Told To Raise Prices

    MERRILL, Wis. (AP) -- A service station that offered discounted gas to senior citizens and people supporting youth sports has been ordered by the state to raise its prices. Center City BP owner Raj Bhandari has been offering senior citizens a 2 cent per gallon price break and discount cards that...
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    "Cocaine" Pulled From Shelves

    NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) -- An energy drink called Cocaine has been pulled from stores nationwide amid concerns about its name, the company that produces it said Monday. Clegg Ivey, a partner in Redux Beverages LLC of Las Vegas, said the company plans to sell the drink under a new name for now...
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    83yr Old Woman Forced To Smoke Crack

    NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) -- A woman forced an 83-year-old housemate to smoke crack cocaine so she could steal personal information to get a credit card in her name and run up more than $3,000 in charges, authorities said. Pasco County sheriff's investigators have accused Theresa M...
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    Spiders Found In Boy's Ear

    ALBANY, Ore. (AP) -- These guys weren't exactly Snap, Crackle and Pop. What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy's ear - "like Rice Krispies" - ended up as an earache, and the doctor's diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear. "They were walking on my eardrums," Jesse...
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    Oral Sex

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    May 8th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming May 8, 2007 Barnone "Never Turn Back" Bayriderz "Vol. 4: The Final Ride" Bobby Valentino "Special Occasion" (f/ single "Turn The Page") Bone Thugs-N-Harmony "Strength & Loyalty" (f/ The Game, Twista, Bow Wow, Swizz Beatz, Mariah Carey, & single "I Tried" w/ Akon) Chris Lowe...
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    When is it ok to say "OH FUCK!!"

    lol
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    Gas Prices

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    Teacher Makes 7yr Old Hit Himself

    MANCHESTER, Mo. (AP) -- A music teacher who twice ordered a seven-year-old pupil to hit himself in the head with drum mallets will not return to the Parkway School District next year. The incident happened on February Ninth in teacher Paul Provencio's music class at Carman Trails Elementary...
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    Glass Illusion

    Just saw this highlighted on CNN 85b1eI8UsDU
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    I'm bout to get paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid lol

    HOUSTON (AP) -- A Houston museum is paying cash for live cockroaches as it seeks to populate a new exhibit. The 25-cent-per-bug offer comes from the Houston Museum of Natural Science. The center is trying to secure 1,000 live cockroaches for an updated insect display. Curator Nancy Greig says...
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    Naked Man Superglued To Exercise Bike

    I usually don't post odd news outside of U.S., but this rawks!! lol JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday. SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits...
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    Teacher Sells Kid's Jacket On Ebay

    HILLSBORO, Ore. (AP) -- A Hillsboro mother found her daughter's missing winter coat on eBay, and now a teacher at the girl's elementary school faces charges of theft and computer crimes. Elizabeth Logan, 41,is on paid administrative leave from Jackson Elementary. She denies stealing the coat...
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    3500lbs of Bat Shit Found In Attic

    BALLSTON SPA, N.Y. (AP) -- An upstate New York couple didn't think a few bats in the attic were much of a problem when they were buying a house last summer. Months later, they found out how wrong they were when they discovered more than a ton and a half of bat droppings up there. Nick LaBoda...
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    Jayo Felony---Against All Odds mixtape

    I just copped this and its a banger 1. Intro (Freestyle 1) 2. Nobody On Dry Land 3. Swing (Original Version) 4. Skit 1 5. Whatcha Gonna Do 6. Hotta Than Fishgrease 7. Show Me Some Love 8. Sherm Stick 9. Sowhutusayin 10. 8 Ball 11. True Stories 12. Street 2 Street 13. They Like That 14. Big...
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    Kids Watching "Handy Manny" Get Porn

    MIDDLETOWN, N.J. (AP) -- Children here got more than they bargained for when they tuned in to "Handy Manny" on the Disney Channel this week - hard-core pornography. Cable giant Comcast is investigating how the porn was broadcast during the popular cartoon, which is about a bilingual handyman...
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    Ice Cube---Mixtape Shit

    h25zRww08GU