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Plus she unnecessarily looked at the bottom of my dick lol that part of the physical where they check pulses up and down the leg, at the top where the leg meets the groin she legit didn't have to pull my basketball shorts down at all and definitely not my underwear, she chose to anyway, had...

Doctor at the VA clinic for my check-up might have been mentally retarded. I'm fully convinced they take all of the C- students that barely scraped by in medical school and pass them out around VA clinics and hospitals. I really wanted to ask her where she went to medical school lol

I want to make love to Abby Martin

Fuck math

I'm just joking. I actually imagine more of a Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas without the personality or the sexy prostitute. :( Take care of yourself buddy.

I imagine @infinity being a chubbier version of this video

Your mom is veganism related

Gotta be up in an hour and a half for an appointment and haven't slept yet lol might as well not even try anymore. Today is gonna blow.

Everybody I've ever known named Levi always came from poverty and got in trouble a lot and became massive alcoholics and/or drug addicts. I've never met a Levi from the suburbs who was on the honor roll and became an engineer lol

I've been following Kelsey Cook on instagram for like 2 years solely because she's a good looking comedian. Still have never seen her actual comedy lol same with Kate Quigley.

Yeah I make cappuccinos sometimes. I got the built in steam frother on the side of the machine. I use soy milk for cappuccinos cause soy milk is creamier than almond milk.

It's great. Has saved me a ton of money on buying energy drinks every day. Been making iced macchiatos every day, refreshing in this heat. 2-3 shots of espresso with some vanilla almond milk goes hard.

Point Break and Goodfellas are both part of the top 5 greatest movies of all time.

lol the NBA awards are tonight, I completely forgot they haven't passed out MVP and rookie of the year yet. They're waiting way too long for that shit now days.

You've got that kamikaze look, Johnny. l've seen it. Bodhi can smell it a mile away. He'll take you to the edge. Past it.

Hick Diaz in there clowning Paulie lol

"He only landed one clean punch" Face looks like it got hit with a meat cleaver.

Paulie claiming robbery lol