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@infinity Just admit you like dudes, nobody cares, it's 2019, you can come out the closet and don't need to make jokes anymore.

I knew there was something up with Canadians

Haven't watched this video in years. Wonder what the big tiddie chick on the dryer is looking like 7 years later.

Just ate way too much Chinese food

lulz

Seattle just got hit with an earthquake The entire West Coast acting goofy this week

Fuck opps

You're welcome friend, any time

Is the teacher one of them dickheads that pride themselves on being the "hard professor". Like their entire identity as a human being is being known as the hard guy? I fucking hate those idiots. Day 1 of class they be like "nobody has ever gotten a perfect score in my class and nobody in here...

RIP to the OG Rip Torn

Fuck being a CO, that job has to be terrible. They get paid shit and most of them end up with high blood pressure and heart disease.

Just did cryotherapy, did the coldest setting -185

Forgot I had a 6 page macroeconomics assignment due today, randomly woke up 2 hours ago and happened to remember before falling asleep. Barely got it done right when I have to get ready to leave. lol

The actresses name is Halle Bailey and she's 19 dipshit

Masvidal walking out to the Scarface theme and then murking that idiot Askren will be a top MMA moment of all time

Now how many picograms does Jones pop for next week with the UFC and USADA giving him a pass for "pulsing".

At least one judge was smart. Jones did nothing in that fight at all. Santos did more on one leg lol