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  1. EDJ

    THE "F" WORD

    ENJOY..... These are the only ten times in history that the "F" word has been > > acceptable: > > > > 10. " What the @#$% was that?" > > > > - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 > > > > > > 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" > > > > - Custer, 1877 > > > > > > 8. "Any @#$%ing...
  2. EDJ

    IS DENVER REALY SUPPORTING IT'S OWN?

    THERE YOU gO CUZZ, I AIN'T NO HIPOCRITE. WHEN I SAY "RIDE" IT MEANS I'M ALONg SIDE OF IT, NOT IN BAK FOLLOWIN'. THAT'S WHY YOU'LL NEVA HEAR ME SAY WORDS LIKE "THUg" AND ALL THAT SHIT YOU STRESSIN'. NIggA, I WAS RAPPIN' BEFORE MOST THESE MUTHA-FUKAS THAT'S ON NOWADAYS EVEN THOUgHT ABOUT...
  3. EDJ

    IS DENVER REALY SUPPORTING IT'S OWN?

    CUZZ, I'VE BEEN RAPPIN' AND WRITIN' LYRICS SINCE 84'. THE ONLY THANg I'M FOLLOWIN' IS THIS LIFE. I "RIDE" WITH THIS RAP SHIT, FUK FOLLOWIN'. I DONE SEEN THE gAME FLIP TOO MANY TIMES. I DONE SEEN STYLES COME AND gO. SO THE gAME I HAVE SOAKED, I JUST STARTED DOIN' MY OWN, AND gETTIN' MY OWN...
  4. EDJ

    IS DENVER REALY SUPPORTING IT'S OWN?

    ^YUP.
  5. EDJ

    CLINTON AND LIL JOHNNY

    ENJOY..... Former President Clinton is visiting an elementary > >>>>school and drops in on the 4th grade class. The class > >>>>is in the middle of a discussion related to words and > >>>>their meanings. The teacher asks the Ex-President if > >>>>he would like to lead the class in the...
  6. EDJ

    MONEY

    ENJOY..... MONEY It can buy a House...............But not a Home It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep It can buy a Clock................But not Time It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge It can buy you a Position......But not Respect It can buy you...
  7. EDJ

    IS DENVER REALY SUPPORTING IT'S OWN?

    45 YEAR OLD VIRgIN, I BRINg A SENSE OF REALISM INTO THE gAME. IF I AIN'T DONE SHIT, I AIN'T gONNA SPEAK ABOUT IT. I BRINg ORIgINALITY CAUSE I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE OR SOUND LIKE N-E-BODY ELSE. PLUS THE LYRICS I SPIT ARE WORDS THAT TO MY KNOWLEDgE AIN'T BEEN RHYMED BEFORE AT THE POINT THAT I...
  8. EDJ

    IS DENVER REALY SUPPORTING IT'S OWN?

    MTB A.K.A SACRIFICE, I CHECCED YOUR SITE OUT AND ALL THAT AND YOU TALKIN' BOUT DENVER IS THE SOUTHWEST AND THAT YOU'RE A "THUg". THAT RIgHT THERE LET'S ME KNOW PART OF WHERE YOUR HEART AND ORIgINALITY IS AT. HOW YOU PUTTIN' IT DOWN IF YOUR LOgIC IS ALL TWISTED LIKE THAT? YOU MIgHT SOUND NICE...
  9. EDJ

    THE HOLY STATUE

    ENJOY..... Two priests are off to the showers late one night. > >>>>They undress and step into the > >>>showers before they > >>>>realize there is no soap. > >>>Father John says he has soap > >>>>in his room and goes to get > >>>it, not bothering to > >>>>dress. > >>>> > >>>>He grabs...
  10. EDJ

    WAL-MART JOB APPLICATION

    ENJOY.... This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to a Wal-Mart in Florida ... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice...
  11. EDJ

    FRANK

    ENJOY... Frank can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. Frank asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the...
  12. EDJ

    THE MOST POWERFUL WORD...

    ENJOY..... The most powerful word? Well, shit... Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to...
  13. EDJ

    HUMOR(NOT MINES)

    ENJOY..... 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: > > > > 1. Elvis is dead. > > 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. > > 3. Jesus was not White. > > 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. > > 5. A 5 year old child is too big for a...
  14. EDJ

    IS DENVER REALY SUPPORTING IT'S OWN?

    MTB, IS SEEMS LIKE YOU PUTTIN' OTHAS NIggAS DOWN TO JUST PUT YOURSELF UP. TWIZZ MY NIggA BUT I HAVEN'T HOLLARED AT CUZZ FOR A MINUTE. HE BEEN ON MIA FROM THE CLIK. AND HE KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT. BUT HOW YOU KNOW OTHA MONTBELLO NIggAS AIN'T PUTTIN' IT DOWN? HOW YOU KNOW IF ANOTHA...
  15. EDJ

    DEN-V(DENVER)

    gEOgRAPHICALLY, WE WEST. ATLANTA AT ONE POINT IS WHAT YOU DESCRIBED BAMMER.
  16. EDJ

    IS DENVER REALY SUPPORTING IT'S OWN?

    MAN, YOU gOT TO SHOW LOVE TO gET LOVE HOMEBOY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR YOUR HOOD LATELY HOMEBOY? IS YOU A DENVER O.g? NAME ATLEAST 5 DENVER RAPPERS WITH ALBUMS?
  17. EDJ

    DOCTOR VS. A STRAP

    PEEP...... COMPARATIVE DANGERS: A little something to ponder over. a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000. b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health Human Services) Then think about this...
  18. EDJ

    DEN-V(DENVER)

    MTB, 51ST OF ALL CUZZ, YOU NEED TO ANSWER WHEN YOU'RE ASKED A QUESTION IF YOU EVEN WANT ME TO AKNOWLEDgE YOUR EXISTENCE. CAUSE IF YOU SHOW ME LOVE, I'LL SHOW YOU LOVE. BUT IF YOU gONNA ACT LIKE NIggAS DON'T EXIST, THEN YOU ALREADY SCRATCHED OFF MY LIST. YOU SCREAMIN' BOUT ALL THIS SUPPORT...