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Hell yeah make it rain onions. Be sure to bring them in your carry on and also cut them first and also don't put them in a container or anything sealed.

Speaking of sammich, I think @Snakegang should experience a ragin cajun while he is here.

In Dallas and suburbs, if you're riding and the car you're in gets pulled over and you're drunk but the driver is not, the cops will ask you to exit the car and if you do, they write you a drunk in public ticket. This is the kind of shit that people in more liberal areas don't have to deal with...

Hey now when 80% of the people walking toward us cross the street to go to the other side I take notice. Plus I'm from Texas and I hold other city's police to the same assholery I experienced growing up.

Handle your brehsiveness @Mixerr. Get that shit under control.

Wait wat why you never tell me this breh? Now I feel bad about narcing you out to mixerr.

Had that Boondocks vibe in a live action setting. Not sure why Aaron McGruder just didn't continue both.

@Mixerr Being a fellow Texan, I'm a little disappointed you haven't reviewed the Alamo.

I actually like lettuce. I've been living a lie.

@Nuttkase declares the following:

Tony, Flemming, Joel and @Mixerr in a Real World house.

None of this is true. We are actually having a bible study.

@Mixerr you and my buddy Tony should hang out.

@Nuttkase you blacked out. Don't worry about it.

Stop snitching on my snitching scumbag nuttkase. I hope a homeless man takes a shit on your porch. Actually the actor doesn't have to be homeless. @Palmer can you take a shit on nutts porch?

@Mixerr don't let @Nuttkase bully you. He has been bullying people all of his life and its time people knew the truth about scumbag nuttkase.

Its part of the requirement to being Texan, besides owning a rifle, a shotgun and two pistols.

@Nuttkase don't forget to bring me hooker spit and ketchup. Insert reference to MY MOM.

DO EET. Besides, someone needs to prove that @Nuttkase and I are the same person.

Oh and thanks @BUTCHER206 for that awesome cat photo that made me want to murder people for much longer than I normally want to murder people.