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Saturday nite. That was SUCH fuckin bullshit negative karma. How does shit like this happen? I thought maybe, just fukkin MAYBE, I could make a run to the adult bookstore and pick up some condoms for the weekend and a 50 dollar blow-up doll just in case I don't score a chick at the club. So...

The Steak House Incident Now, I know that there is a lot of embellisment that occurs on this group and I am aware that a small number of things are perhaps sheer fabrication, but I have a story to tell that is the absolute truth. Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of...

Good: River rafting is the shit. Bad: Right now Sac is hot so that sux and is gax.

The Minister of Spank, GANGSTAEIGHT was found dead on the foot of the steps. No prints No DNA (well some, but that was in a sticky puddle in his hand) No obvious murder weapon. Your Job - Discover the who, where and how for his death before the autopsy is performed. Clue #1

Same park that the park ranger rolled up on me in: *ahem* Quick reset About a year ago I tried to bang a blow-up doll but it was so damn cheap that I couldn't hardly even fit my crank in any of the holes, and it ended up injuring my johnson. So I took the bitch out to the woods near some...

Answer the questions: HAVE you ever been caught whacking off? One of my encounters came when I was a sophomore in college. I was fuckin BUCK NAKED on my bed, laying the wood to a pillow while looking at a classic BlackTail porn rag. Fuckin door was locked- or so I thought. Dammit, something...

Needed a little karma to get things rolling again. Fuggin' webmaster *cough*feben*cough* keeps locking out my IP so that I can't even SEE this bootch from work muchless post. All this and no damn chicks available for frequenting Casa de Thought this past weekend. Things seemed a BIT out of...

"Featuring renowned performers from Guinea, Sengal and the U.S. in two special evening dinner showcases of traditional West African music, dance, food and culture. Friday, July 26th & Saturday, July 27th 7pm@the Chico Cabaret Show only $12, Show & dinner only $22" (adv tix $10/$20) Dinner...

Well it's finally here (again). One THOUSAND post. I'll spare you the speech and just get right into it. But first, you should know that I worked on this for weeks. Lot's of research, lot's of reading, lot's of typing. A shit load of typing actually. Second, yes, it is based on the movie...

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I drove to the business park where I gunned down a fuckin goose a year ago. It was a nice sunny day and I thought I'd go out and work on my tan. So I put on my bathing suit, shirt and sandles and parked in a parking lot outside some huge office building. I walked into the field, stepping over...

Cadillac Eldorado Chevrolet Camaro Chevrolet Prizm Chrysler Prowler Lincoln Blackwood Lincoln Continental Mercury Cougar Oldsmobile Intrigue Pontiac Firebird Suzuki Esteem Peep the story here.

I was stationed in Quantico, VA. at the time and just rolled into the mess hall from comp class. As I walked up to our usual table with my hot dogs and Coke, all these fu's turned to look at me like, "WTF is goin on dude?" I was like "What?" Then they all started talking at once and pointing...

...is quickly approaching. If you're not already familiar with Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket", rent it tonite or tomorrow at your local Blockbuster, Hollywood video, or neigborhood Piggly Wiggly. My 1K post will make more sense if you do. Currently my "Full Moderator Jack It" is...

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Hell, they got Oz, the Sapranos, The Simpsons, Star Trek: TNG...etc. What television series would you snatch up if it became available? Let's say list the first 10 that come to mind... Fat Albert & the Gang - Rack "Muddfoot" Mork & Mindy - "Shazzzbot!" Good Times - "Damn. damn. damn!"...

Other than Rob, Arnie & Dawn in the Morning and The Jungle, this is one of my favorite shows to listen to on the radio. Peep their sex quiz. Listed below are my answers Have you had three-way or group sex? Yes, it was epic. Have you had sex during menstration? Yes, I was desperate. Have you...

Peep this. What great "lesson" did these children learn? Where was their "unconditional love" when they needed it? Where was their "Father" and "Protector"? What sin did they commit to deserve this? Too young to read your End-All-Be-All Bible so is it strait to Hell for them? Only God may take...

They died alone in car; she was at hairdresser (edited read article in it's entirety here) Adrift in a sea of black asphalt, 3-year-old Adonnis Maynor did what he could to help his baby sister. Somehow he unbuckled her from her car seat during the 3 1/2 hours police say the two were locked in...

Chicago police are investigating four newly discovered tapes alleged to depict R. Kelly involved in sexual activity, possibly with minors. At his arraignment hearing in Chicago on Wednesday, Kelly pleaded not guilty to charges of child pornography (see "R. Kelly Pleads Not Guilty To Child...