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you're gonna go blind! That title under your name still got me crackin' up each time I see that shit! LOL!

Burned a bleeze and watched this movie. I laughed my balls off. That pastry Prank had me laughin' hella Hard. "the bakery's closed guys" LOL!

Anyone Got any? I know there's a lot of People scared of Spiders. I Have this weird Phobia against Slugs and Snails, Bannana Slugs Too. Too Gross And Slimy, I couldn't ever touch one. This one fool at Science camp, put one on his face for like a minute. Shit was nasty as fuck!

> 1. TALK ABOUT A HUGE BREAST! > 2. TYING THE LEGS TOGETHER KEEPS THE INSIDE MOIST. > 3. IT'S COOL WHIP TIME! > 4. IF I DON'T UNDO MY PANTS, I'LL BURST! > 5. WHEW, THAT'S ONE TERRIFIC SPREAD! > 6. I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A LITTLE DARK MEAT. > 7. ARE YOU READY FOR SECONDS YET? > 8. IT'S A...

I go to pick up sum large object, by lifting with my legs, and the fuckin crotch of my pants rips! Dammit!!!

...Expect shit for free, fuck 'em, if you ain't tha Homie, then money talks. Real Chop Suey! Do I look Like I have Fuckin' Goodwill stamped across my forehead? Stupid suckaz, be like, "Hey, BIG J, hit me up about that beat you were gonna make for me" and I don't even know tha fool. much less...

Starring Bruce Willis, Trippy Movie, I suggest peepin' it.

A thoughtful Gift! Picture this, itz christmas time, and you're with your girl's Family for the holidays. everyone's opening presents. and she picks up this gift from you, opens it and says "Oh my God!" and she's lookin' all shocked. Somebody asks "what did you get?." and she pulls out a pair...

If you haven't seen American Psycho, I suggest rentin' it. "don't touch tha Watch!" and "bitch, you touched my face!!!!" then drops a chainsaw on that bitch. from the top of a stairwell. Savage!!!

It just looks like a bunch of Drama Class Kids that Decided to be emcee's. they did sum Zombie type skit/Rap. and they Said "...infected with tha Illness" Holy Fuckin' shit, That woulda Been weak if these fucks said infected with tha Siccness.

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. I'm on the 7th hole," she...

The pretty young Sex Education teacher handed out the final test papers... Tom got a D, Dick got a D minus and Harry got an F. The three got together after class to complain about their low grades. "That bitch!" said Tom, "I can't believe she gave me a D." "We should get even with her," said...

Mines the Studio Forum Then the open Forum then the Detox Forum

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent - don't miss...

Yeah, I know, itz a women only show, But these women that host it are milfs. I watched this one show on Viagra for Women. The testing for it was hilarious. Peep this show out sometime. If anyone wants me to I'll explain the test procedure to them. Just tell mr to and itz done. And I mean done

This dude, that I know through my buddy. He went out on a date with this chick, but about 20 minutes before he left, he popped a fuckin' Viagra Pill. I don't know Why he did, maybe he thought he was gonna get lucky. So they hung out and he had this fat ass hard on. Which ended up gettin' put to...

are very insightful, good shit, keep 'em comin'

When you wash you hands in public, you're still gettin' germs on yer hands. You wash you hands, rinse 'em off, Dry 'em and all. But when you turn off tha faucet, you're touchin' sum nasty ass shit. Someone could've missed with tha toilet paper and used their hand, Then went to turn faucet on...

Happiness, anyone seen this? all I gotta say is Damn, that shit's Fucked up

Anyone seen this movie?, if not I suggest checkin' it out. Hella Funny Rap movie Spoof