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  1. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    I'm my absence a few years I've bought drugs from a couple different sicc people, got a sneaking suspicion i may have been sold meth instead of molly...uncomfirmed.
  2. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    Haven had any weed for like a week and a half now.
  3. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    Dude barks at me for opening the door. PUT A FUCKIN SIGN ON THE DOOR.
  4. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    I just called the manager at Chili's an asshole.
  5. Merkin_of_Bees

    WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO!?

  6. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    No updates, haven't shit yet, sorry boys
  7. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    Is it though? Is it?
  8. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    You couldn't do that in america, some beta from peta would be on the news bitching about disrupting the indigenous sand crabs civil liberty
  9. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    You guys see Brazil kickin people off the beach by flying choppers over them blowing sand and s hit everywhere? That's pretty funny.
  10. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    Gonna take a shit in a few, maybe a little closer after that, I'll let you guys know
  11. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    7 pounds till I'm high school weight
  12. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    Gotta get these first few heart attacks out of the way while I'm young enough That's a good idea until you get hit by a bus on the way to Mickey d's...Eat your cake when you want breh
  13. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    Gotta get these first few heart attacks out of the way while I'm young enough to handle them
  14. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    I get the double western without bbq sauce, add mayo and mustard, cuz I don't fuck around
  15. Merkin_of_Bees

    Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

    Had to get outside , it's hella nice today. So to celebrate all the weight loss I went to Carl's jr
  16. Merkin_of_Bees

    Siccness stories