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    Moviegoers Stunned When Horror Film Comes On

    HOLTSVILLE, N.Y. (AP) -- An audience expecting to watch a family film was stunned to get an glimpse of a horror movie, which left some parents shaken and the theater chain apologizing for the movie mix-up. The moviegoers were expecting to see "The Last Mimzy," the PG-rated tale of a brother and...
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    Apr. 10th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming April 10, 2007 Bloodraw & DJ Drama "The Indictment Papers" (f/ Bun B, Young Jeezy, Slick Pulla, USDA, DJ Khalid, & more) Boyz N Da Hood & DJ Drama "Strait Outta A-Town" (f/ Bun B, Young Jeezy, Slick Pulla, USDA, DJ Khalid, & more) Brother Ali "The Undisputed Truth" B.T.H. (Bravez...
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    Lawsuit Filed After Dead Rat Found In Patient's Mouth

    (CBS) MISSION VIEJO A lawsuit filed in Santa Ana says staffing was so inadequate at a California senior center that a rat crawled into an Alzheimer patient's mouth and died there before staff noticed. The lawsuit was filed yesterday on behalf of 90-year-old Sigmund Bock. It alleges...
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    Don Imus "those are some hard core hos"

    West Palm Beach, FL (AHN) - Don Imus is used to being a polarizing figure for his listeners, but he took it to another level during his Thursday morning show. The opinionated talk show host used some insensitive and harsh language during the broadcast of his Imus in the Morning show on WFAN...
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    This is why I stay away from dentists

    LONDON (Reuters) - A British dentist was found guilty Thursday of urinating in his surgery sink and using dental tools meant for patients to clean his fingernails and ears. A medical tribunal said it was satisfied the evidence showed 51-year-old Alan Hutchinson, who "routinely" did not wear...
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    I want an Easter bunny lol

    EAST HARTFORD, Conn. --An East Hartford man was arrested after police found him with a plush Easter bunny that had been stuffed with marijuana. Ian Lawrence, 25, was pulled over by police on Wednesday after allegedly running a red light. Police found 19 grams of marijuana in his car, most of it...
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    Those wacky firefighters

    MASON, Ohio (AP) -- A man wearing a woman's wig and a string bikini was charged with taking a drunken afternoon romp through a park, officials said. Steven S. Cole, a 46-year-old volunteer firefighter, told an officer he was on his way to a Dayton bar to perform as a woman in a contest offering...
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    House Cleaned Out After Craigslist Hoax

    TACOMA, Wash. (AP) -- Everything including the kitchen sink was stripped from a rental home after an Internet classified ad invited people to take whatever they wanted for free. But the landlord says the ad, posted last weekend on the craigslist Web site, was fake. "In the ad, it said come and...
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    Shrek is a sav

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIsRoOGzpO4
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    Those wacky New Yorkers

    April 4, 2007 -- The girlfriend of a Long Island man charged with gunning down his parents over the weekend made an odd fashion choice for a fugitive on the run from a double murder. The corpulent collaborator suspect was arrested wearing a T-shirt depicting the Pillsbury Doughboy, dubbed the...
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    Man Arrives To DUI Court Date DRUNK...lmao

    YORK, Pa. (AP) -- A man who arrived at court drunk for a drunken-driving hearing was again charged with driving under the influence, police said. Paul H. Zeigler, 45, of Glen Rock, appeared at a preliminary hearing at the Shrewsbury district court on March 26 for a DUI charge from December...
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    Anyone picking up the XBOX Elite?

    http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/776/776448p1.html
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    Swedes Trying To Name Their Kid METALLICA

    STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) -- Metallica may be a cool name for a heavy metal band, but a Swedish couple is struggling to convince officials it is also suitable for a baby girl. Michael and Karolina Tomaro are locked in a court battle with Swedish authorities, which rejected their application to...
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    KFC Wants Sanjaya To Change Hair-Do

    American Idol and Sanjaya Malakar are all the rage. KFC President Gregg Dedrick penned an April 2 open letter to American Idol's Malakar. After congratulating Malakar, Dedrick goes on to say that the 17-year-old's "ever-changing hairdos" have made him "almost as famous as Colonel Sanders."...
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    Keith Richards: "I Snorted My Father"

    LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My...
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    Club CHUEYS

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    $430,000 Worth Of Pirated DVDs Found

    KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Two Malaysian dogs trained to sniff out DVDs have made their second big discovery of pirated movies, leading investigators to a hidden stash worth more than $430,000, a local newspaper said Sunday. Lucky and Flo, two black Labradors, sniffed out at least 150,000 discs...
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    Free chicken and bisquits in Oakland

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    Top 100 April Fool Hoaxes of all time

    http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/
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    Hell's Angels Oakland Chapter Holding 50th Anniversary Party

    OAKLAND, California (AP) -- Even with some of its members old enough to collect retirement pay, a party at Hells Angels headquarters is no celebration for the police. As the Oakland chapter planned to mark the 50th anniversary of its founding this weekend, police put extra officers on duty...