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I WAS AT MY CUZZOS PARTY LAST NIGHT, WE WAS ALL FUCKIN RIPPED, WENT TO THE HOUSE AND PASSED OUT. IVE BEEN ON THE LAPTOP CUZ MY DESKTOP COMPUTER DONT WORK. SO LAST NIGHT BEFORE I PASSED OUT MY INTERNET STOPPED WORKIN ON MY LAPTOP SO I THOUGHT MY SERVICE WAS JUS FUCKIN UP. THIS MORNING IT STILL...

U DAMN RIGHT!

HAHA I WAS AT WINGSTOP IN PINOLE WHEN THIS DUDE STARTED GIGGIN BY THE REGISTER OUT OF NOWHERE. DUDE GOT HIS FOOD AND SAT AT THE TABLE NEXT TO ME AND MY FOLKS. DUDE WAS TELLIN ALL THE BITCHES HE WAS HUSALAH. HAHA HE LIGHTWEIGHT DID LOOK LIKE HIM TOO. DUDE JUS WENT UP TO EVERY BITCH AND WAS LIKE...

I JUS MADE THE NASTIEST PANCAKES EVER! WE AINT GOT SHIT IN THE HOUSE TO EAT SO I SEEN THE PANCAKE MIX IN THE BACK OF THE CABINET AND SAID FUCK IT, I'MA MAKE SOME. I DIDNT THINK THAT SHIT EXPIRED SO AFTER I MADE EVERYTHING. PUT HELLA SYRUP ON THAT BITCH, SAT ON THE COUCH, TURNED ON THE TV, AND...

FINALLY BOUT TO TAKE MY TEST FOR MY L'S. I THINK IM THE ONLY ONE THAT DRIVES AROUND ON A SUSPENDED PERMIT. LOL THEY MADE ME WAIT TILL I WAS 18 TO GET IT SO IM FINALLY DOIN IT NOW. SHIT SUCKS CUZ I GOTTA DRIVE WITH 2 HANDS AND IM NOT USED TO DRIVING LIKE THAT SO TURNS IS GONNA BE A BITCH. ANYBODY...

HAHA A FEW OF US GOT SHOUTOUTS. I HAD IT TO BRING IT BACK http://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInfo.cfm?bandID=584045&songID=5113930

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JUS GOT THESE 2 TEXT MESSAGES THAT I THOUGHT WERE LIGHTWEIGHT FUNNY "IF A GIRL WAS FUCKIN A GUY AND SHE WAS ON TOP & HER PUSSY STANK, DOES THAT MEAN SHE RIDIN DIRTY?" AND "IF A GIRL IS GIVING A GUY HEAD AND HIS NUTZ ARE SLAPPIN HER CHIN, DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S BAAAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIN?" I DON'T...

WHO FUCKS WIT IT? THAT SHIT IS HELLA FUNNY. THOUGHT IT WAS THREAD WORTHY

DAMN, I GUESS IM BOUT TO DIP OUT THE BAY. I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN VALLEJO SO SHIT IS GONNA BE WEIRD FOR ME CUZ IM BOUT TO MOVE TO UTAH. MY POPS LIVES OUT THERE AND MY SISTERS IS BOUT TO MOVE THERE. ME AND MY SISTER IS COPPIN A HOUSE SO WE GONNA HAVE OUR OWN SPOT. ONCE I TURNED 18, I'VE BEN...

MY PATNA JOSE PUTTIN IN WORK AND MY NIG CHEECH

SOME YOUNG DUDE WAS OUTSIDE AND JUS KEPT HONKIN THEY HORN LIKE THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY. THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF, HE LITERALLY HIT THE HORN EVERY 2 SECONDS FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES. I NEVER SEEN ANYBODY HONK THAT MUCH. I WAS AT MY OTHER NEIGHBORS HOUSE, KINDA CHILDISH BUT FUCK IT. I FILLED UP A COUPLE...

POST UP SOME FUNNY MOVIE QUOTES AND OF COURSE, THE MOVIE THAT IT'S FROM

ANOTHER ONE, THEY WAS PLAYIN DIRTY DOZENS ON "IN LIVING COLOR" SO I GOT THE IDEA POST UP SOME YA MOMMA JOKES, CLASSICS OR ORIGNALS