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  1. mrtonguetwista

    Linda McMahon Trying For Senate Seat In Connecticut

    GREENWICH, Conn. (CBS) ― In a development sure to provoke sardonic comparisons between politics and professional wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. said Wednesday Linda McMahon is stepping down as its chief executive to seek the Republican nomination for the U.S. Senate seat...
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    250GB Xbox Being Released For Modern Warfare 2

    Infinity Ward announced at a press event in Los Angeles today that, to commemorate the release of the game, Microsoft will be releasing a brand new model of the Xbox 360 based on Modern Warfare 2. This new console will be black, with Modern Warfare 2 branding, and will also come packing a 250GB...
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    Dude, Where's My Car?

    PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- Philadelphia police said a man out buying drugs flagged down officers after he couldn't find the car he'd parked with his 6-year-old stepson inside. The man, 31, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child and recklessly endangering another person. Police said the...
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    R.I.P. Patrick Swayze

    :(
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    Its BPS, but it thru me off cause it took place in Deleware

    NEWPORT, Del. (AP) -- Delaware State Police said a woman punched a gas station clerk in the face and held scissors to his throat in a dispute over how much money she had given him. The clerk at the Country Farms on West Newport Pike told police that a 53-year-old woman asked for $20 of gas, but...
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    BWAHAHAHAHA pt 3 (NSFW)

    PROP ME SICCNESS :cheeky::cheeky::cheeky:
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    Happy Birthday Eazy-E

    R.I.P. to the Godfather of Gangsta Rap Where do you think the rap game would be today if Eazy-E were still around?
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    Free CHICKEN SANDWICH today 9/7

    http://www.chick-fil-a.com/#home Just wear any sports shirt/hat into the restaurant
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    Joey Chestnut DeThroned

    SPARKS, Nev. (AP) -- Top-ranked competitive eater and three-time defending champion Joey Chestnut has been dethroned as the winner of the Best in the West Nugget World Rib Eating Championship in Sparks. Pat "Deep Dish" Bertoletti of Chicago beat Chestnut on Wednesday by one-tenth of a pound...
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    Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 (9/15)

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    Best Buy...b1g1 50%off PS3 games

    Starts tomorrow...I dont know if its select titles or the whole PS3 game library
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    The ol' "nun plows into tree during drunken joyride" story

    WANTAGH, N.Y. -- A Long Island nun is facing drunken driving charges after police say she polished off a half bottle of gin and hit the road for a wild joyride that nearly killed a group of children. According to prosecutors, Sister Lauren Hanley of the St. Frances de Chantal Church in Wantagh...
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    Man Slaps The Shit Out Of Toddler At Walmart

    STONE MOUNTAIN, Ga. — Police say a 61-year-old man annoyed with a crying 2-year-old girl at a suburban Atlanta Walmart slapped the child several times after warning the toddler's mother to keep her quiet. A police report says after the stranger hit the girl at least four times, he said: "See, I...
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    I cant think of a witty title =( *insert puns within

    TAMPA, Fla. -- A Florida man born without arms said a Tampa-area bank would not let him cash a check because he could not provide a thumbprint. Steve Valdez didn't have an account at a Bank of America location in downtown Tampa, where he tried to cash a check from his wife last week. However...
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    Man Injured Breaking INTO Jail

    BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- A convicted killer who tried to break back in jail was in critical condition Tuesday at Holmes Medical Center. Sylvester Jiles was released from the Brevard County jail on probation last Friday, but Monday night he tried to climb a razor wire-topped fence to get back in...
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    Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

    www.thevampireassistant.com A young boy named Darren Shan meets a mysterious man at a freak show who turns out to be a Vampire. After a series of events Darren must leave his normal life and go on the road with the Cirque Du Freak and become a Vampire.
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    Left 4 Dead 2

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    Woman Gets Jacked On First Date

    FERNDALE, Mich. (AP) -- Police in Michigan say a first date went from bad to worse when a Detroit man skipped out on the restaurant bill, then stole his date's car. Police say 23-year-old Terrance Dejuan McCoy had dinner with a woman April 24 at Buffalo Wild Wings in the Detroit suburb of...
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    Free XBOX LIVE GOLD Weekend Aug 29-31

    Announcing a free XBOX LIVE GOLD WEEKED courtesy of T-Mobile. For two action packed days, Silver Members can enjoy everything that Gold Membership has to offer, including online multi-player gaming, Netflix movie streaming, the ability to join XBOX LIVE parties, video chat, photo sharing, early...
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    Happy Birthday L.D.S.

    You S.L.D. S.O.B.