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they be having at the gas stations on a late night...especially the hamburgers..for some reason there the best when your drunk

beers it probably takes me about 18+beers to start feeling drunk...or 4 40s of old english... the most 40s of old english i draunk in one night was 7.... shots god damn........i would say at least 12 to start feeling buzz.....i remember when i was 17 i would drink 3 beers and be drunk or 2...

im going to eat like a fat muther fucker..i swear..and get fucken drunker than nicholis cage on leaving las vegfas.....and then watch raiders beat cowboys..it will hapen

errrrrrrrrr.......right here.....my baby momma needs the ship slapped out of her...today was my daughters 2nd birthday and i cant even see her do to her momma.....and now im so fucken furious mad.......im a father whos in there daughters life...and then i got a retardo baby momma whos a childish...

i use to only go like maybe twice a week...now its been like 5 times a week at mickey ds....2 doublecheeseburgers no onions medium french frie and a large drink thank you very much

i found out that my baby momma lives 2 apartments away from the girl i talk to now....and my baby momma dont know the girl but hates the bitch....the girl that i talk to now does not have no idea she just moved in...and i go over there on a regular bases...wut in the fuck do i tell the girl im...

any good ones..i have a medicore video card....geforce 7300...anything that will play good on that

personally this is bullshit.....26 yrs...its not like he was drunk......i dont know what to say........ Calif. man gets 26 years for crash that killed 11 Bus Driver Sentenced To 26 Years For Deadly Crash Play Video CBS 13 / CW 31 Sacramento – Bus Driver Sentenced To 26 Years For...

im made my own drink it doesnt taste bad......... henn,with orange liquer, rum,and some lemon juice...not bad..its orange like a pumpkin..good moring drunks

i feel great but it sucks cuz i will be probably to drunnk to go out laterr....i told my neigbor it was my birthday last night and he bought me a gallon of hennesey....and its haldf way gone now........i guess this is my breakfast

they just opened one in bakersfield today...but i never ate there before..is there food good

i just started back up bowling about 6months ago every sunday night....anyone else bowl..i use to bown in a league for 6 yrs..my aveage was 190 at 18 yrs old...now i average about 160-180..anyone else like to bowl

fucken sucks...ive been sick for like 5 days in bed.....temp keeps hopping up and down.....who else been sick lately

so i go to my nieghorhood store.....and this bitch...is drunk sitting in front of the store..she starts talking shit as i go into the store.....i go into the store to get a soda and she gets in my fucken car..i go back outside she throw up her hands.....she take off on me about 5 times....then...

fuck..im surprise my shit didnt fucken fried.......... cleaned the fans now running back at 60...

just saw this last night..great movie about the war in iraq.....

but for all the people that said marquez was going to whoop mayweather....sorry just like i said mayweather demolished him...im glad that fucker lost....there is no one that can go against mayweather...fuck pacauio however u spell his name...but he will not last against mayweather...mayweather...

i love sleep..but somenights suck i only get like a hour of sleep

i googled it but couldnt find nonthin...how do you turn the sub option on a kenwood deck