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If ONE MAN calls out "Babannama made me do it!" and then others, would you believe? Say a man being locked up for charges. Hes wealthy cause hes famous. You may already ask why he gets into trouble with so much money. Lets make an example using : R-Kelly, Iverson, and Mystikal...

Just want to see who all has heard my favorite cd of all time. What do you think about it?

I got this car, a Ford Granada 1976, for $100.00. Its all good. I just have to do a bit of work to be able to get it inspected. I drive it around at night cause i need plates too and insurance for it. Im tryin to get Classic Car insurance after i do a bit of eork.

On the way down, we had to get rid of some of our "oil" and "waste".

40% SEX (prolly way more than 40%, but i needed room for others.) 35% What did i eat so far, what do i have to eat still. 10% Mortal Kombat 3 2.5% Aliens and Time Travel. 2.5% Things Dealing With Sac-Town. 10% DIVIDED AMONG: Inventions Death Cars The Government The "?" Stands for shit i cant...

Everything was great, i was drinking 40s with this girl and we were driving. We went away from Pittsburgh, this was a 72 mile drive just to drink and chill. On the way home she wanted to get down, so i went to a cemetary i used to go to all the time back in the day. You just drive to the...

If i could post a million replys after this saying "Fuck" i would. :dead: My mom told me shes putting my (technically our) dog to sleep. Shes 15 Still runs and jumps sort of, still eats, but she shits and pees all the time. In the house. So after me being at school for 2 years and my mom...

...if he would one day be so pissed he would be able to move enough of his body to come grab me up. I know hed never hit me, but also i wouldnt care. I just wanted him to be able to stand up, or be able to hold more than a coffee mugs weight in his hand. I figured sometimes anger could...

I get my ears blown out cause i forget about that piercing noise at the very first track. Like yesterday i put it in and the volume was on 48. I heard Wha-wha-wha-wha-etc... and almost died cause i had to use two hands to change the track!

It was a long time since we saw each other last. On a winter night 3 years ago my best friends cousin came for a visit. We smoked some outer space type weed and hung out for a while. Before that time, it was even longer. About when we got into a fight because h esaid i stole his Rambo...

My boys dad retired at 40. Does day trading. Hes got a good solid income from it. He lost a hundred thousand dollars the other day and its no big deal. He still eats out every night, drinks the top shelf, high class threads. Wouldnt it be great to do that?

I do save up for my retirement. But usually i run into a situation (like the present of trying to find new residences) and have to spend a lot of it. I save a lot of cash at a place thats secret and not where i live. Most of it tho is in the bank. I got stocks but dont rely on them, i mainly...

From the Hot Tub Hell 2002, me vs. Irish Rugby Team if you didnt read that post basically it was an all out wrestling match of the one guy who wouldnt give up to dunk me. It went for a long time. Well i just found out... I guess i really fucked him up. He said it was from me or my boy...

Haha, you ever see that on Satuday Night Live with Chris Elliot? I thought it was fuckin great. It was a garden tool/laser that would vaporize shit like piles of leaves and grass. It had warnings at the bottom of the screen like dont shoot at police officers. Then he went on about how its...

Yesterday my boy and i got his clam truck. Its a box truck with pictures of cartoon clams on the side. We put a table and chairs in it and drove around. You can park and drink in the back and hang out. Girls dig it.

Once i made a girl go outside with no shoes on. but the best was: One day i was bangin away in my room with a girl when i heard a car. Not the usual time anyone came home. So at first i was gonna ignore it but decided to look. Sure enough i come running back naked (dont you think you look...

Who raised you? Like as in who were you with during the day time when people work? I was with my mom til i was 7 and then i was with my dad til 14-15 and then i was with no one. Just my lonesome. My dad worked for a drug company while my mom watched me until we moved to PA then my dad wrot...

Which do you look at first? (take a guess if you cant ever try it.) I tend to look at pictures. Like last night i was looking at the back of a VCR tape cover. It was half pictures and half words. I stared at the pictures and made up a story rather than look at the words and see what it says...

Is it their glance or is it the FACT that you can sense someone thinking of you in their head. HA! It is not the eyes glued to your body, you knbow they are staring cause they are actively thinking of you either in words or pictures. Its easy to proove: If someone is just daydreaming and...

He was always a great student, i think he was in the top 5 for our highschool. He went to a big name college and was the valedictorian. What does he do now? He lives on a beach. A beach bum (not in a negative use), he majes enough money to get by and spends all day surfing and playing beach...