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Suicide hotline to open only from 9 to 5 Wed May 25, 1:59 PM ET TORONTO (Reuters) - A Canadian province will shut its 24-hour suicide hotline and replace it with one that operates only during business hours. Prince Edward Island, a small province on Canada's East Coast, says it is too...

Ex-Dentist Gets Probation in Semen Case Wed May 25, 9:58 PM ET CHARLOTTE, N.C. - A former dentist accused of using syringes to squirt his semen into the mouths of female patients was sentenced to probation on seven assault charges Wednesday though he refused to say he was guilty. John...

Odd laws ban owning skunks and swearing By Alan Elsner Tue May 24, 9:01 AM ET WASHINGTON (Reuters) - In Virginia, under the terms of a 1950 law, no animal may be hunted on Sundays except raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 a.m. In Connecticut, a 1949 ordinance forbids the storing...

News Odd News Comics Weather Full Coverage Audio/Video Search: All News Yahoo! News Only News Photos Audio/Video Advanced -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cop Breaks Up Drug Deal Next to Squad Car 16 minutes ago ELKHART, Ind. - Police...

seems like a good news day! Trooper: DUI Suspect Tried to Hit on Me Wed May 18, 7:33 AM ET WOODVILLE, Maine - A state trooper says she's baffled by the behavior of a suspect who displayed amorous intentions as she was taking him into custody for getting into a car accident and failing...

Man Says He Was Fired for Drinking Coors By JON SARCHE, Associated Press Writer Wed May 18,12:39 AM ET DENVER - Ross Hopkins still likes to drink Bud, even though he says a brief tryst with a Coors beer cost him his job at a Budweiser distributor. Hopkins, 41, is suing American Eagle...

Union launches push for prostitute rights By Julia Hayley Wed May 18,12:32 PM ET MADRID (Reuters) - Hundreds of thousands of prostitutes working in Spain urgently need labor rights to prevent them from being exploited, one of Spain's most prominent union leaders said Wednesday. "This is...

episode 3 whose going to see it tonight?

lawmakers object to fake penis for drug tests Thu May 12, 9:11 AM ET WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A life-like prosthetic penis called the Whizzinator and other products promising to help illegal drug users pass urine tests provoked U.S. lawmakers on Wednesday to take legal action with subpoenas...

Chimp's Paintings Head to London Auction By MIKE MCDONOUGH, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 25 minutes ago LONDON - Congo the chimpanzee led a brief artistic career and enjoyed little critical success, despite the patronage of his contemporary and fellow painter Picasso. But nearly half a...

Ice Cream Vendor Punches Complaining Boy Wed May 11,12:18 PM ET PITTSBURGH - Throwing a punch at a boy complaining about the cost of his cold treat has landed an ice cream vendor in hot water. Nazzareno Didiano, 44, was placed on probation and ordered to attend anger management classes...

Survey: Hong Kong Men Lax on Hand Washing 1 hour, 45 minutes ago HONG KONG - Nearly a third of Hong Kong men don't wash their hands after using the washroom, according to a survey released Tuesday by the Hong Kong Toilet Association. The observations of 361 washroom users also found only...

Schwarzenegger not mad at moon By Steve Gorman Tue May 10,10:41 AM ET LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger does not want to destroy the moon. ADVERTISEMENT A U.S. political commentator has admitted he failed to check his facts when he erroneously...

Dutch court refuses to throw Bush in jail Wed May 4, 1:18 PM ET THE HAGUE (AFP) - A court in The Hague turned down a demand by a dozen plaintiffs who wanted to force the Dutch government to arrest US President George W. Bush when he visits the Netherlands Saturday, the judgement...

Guards Seek Protection From Fluids 30 minutes ago MONTPELIER, Vt. - Vermont prisons do a good job at keeping knives and other weapons away from inmates. What they can't take away from offenders are their own bodily fluids. Urinating in a corrections guard's ice tea and throwing feces at...

Mich. Man Shot in 1988 Has Bullet Removed 1 hour, 43 minutes ago DETROIT - Now that the chunk of lead that was lodged against his skull has been removed, it isn't clear if folks who know Chuck Smith will keep calling him Bullethead. ADVERTISEMENT It's a nickname the warehouse worker from...

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Strange News - AP Judge to Woman: Jail or Packers Tickets Mon Apr 25, 4:57 PM ET Strange News - AP OSHKOSH, Wis. - It's a choice that could give pause to some Green Bay Packers fans. A judge ordered a woman convicted of theft to decide whether to spend 90 days in jail or donate her...

Whered it go? I finnally had a night to play the game and i cant find it?