10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket
and long pants.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. Black folks do tan!
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to...
for Xmas??
I'm not much of a materialistic person, so I haven't really wanted anything since I hit my teen years... But I wouldn't mind getting some rims for my ride, or a portable DVD player :classic:
Helpful Hint #1
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold...