Here's one for ya.
shawdeslaurier_9 on ebay.
This faggot paid $50 for an item that was clearly in near mint condition (I checked it under light 8-10 times as I was trying to sell it for a minute) back in July and a couple days ago sends me this message at an attempt to get a full refund:
"Hi...
Your posts are so ridiculous @CHITOWN4L187 it's truly amazing how uneducated and wrong you are. About everything! Your posts are so cringe dude. The correct thing to do would have been to PRIVATE MESSAGE him and ask to remove your information. But obviously you're a dude who's trying too hard...