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Imma be there with a Huggies diaper thong on, a beeper on my hip, stepping out of a 1957 Pinto station wagon with tinted windows with a bubble in it and a lil' green Bible in the back window, wood grain panels, hubcap spinners with Temp tags on it, a halter top with the back cut out so it can...

...hey yall lets play a stupid game... We all need to make our signatures related to something Everready related, but in a sense of it never coming out, or taking too long... Sort of like mine or 6688846993's sig, and see if anyone from Strange can catch on and let us know what the faux going...

...as we all know, Therealtechn9ne.com needs a major facelift and especially if a new album is coming out, at least make it Everreadyish (<---I know that aint a word) but forreal, its still AngHellicy(<-- Narr nudda not a word either) looking and thats not cool. I used to like the format but its...

Hey fuckas... Anybody got some Vell Bakardy they can link up for me to DL. I was jacked for my Big Boom CD and called around but it aint in stock anywhere. If yall know where I can pick it up lemme know! (P.S. So I dont create another non-Tech related thread) Whos going to the Columbia Show...

...I am tossing this thread up with a lil' inspiration from JL's thread about Tech blowing up and all and it made tons of sense... 1. I never looked at the situation like, Tech aint on any mixtapes at all?????????? That is a devastating factor if you are a known artists, hyped artist, backed...

WHO DARE STEP FOOT IN THE FUCKIN' SICCNESS TALKIN' SHIT ON MY NIGGA! ... WELL, WITHOUT ME GETTING OFF IN THAT ASS FIRST??? SINCE REDNECK GAZMAZK CALLS HIMSELF STUMBLING WAY OFF INTO THE SICCNESS TO TALK SHIT ON TECH... I HAD TO GET THE HOMO! ITS ONE THING TO STATE YOUR OPINION AND ITS ANOTHER TO...

... would be funny as hell... If you've saw The Flavor of Love series with Flavor Flav, then you know what I'm talking about! It'd be titled, "My Wife, My Bitch, My Girl" and featured on VH1. Tech would choose between 20 women through elimination trials to end up with one that would either be...

... that Tech is a monster on features when he drops a 16 on other cats albums right?! Now, lets just assume that Everready :The Religion is the album that gets Tech the respect and exposure that hes longed for and deserves on MTV & BET, and the way the industry is now every female R&B singer or...

... you if yall aint doing shit, imma be at Matadors near 39th & State Line Fri March 10th @ 10pm by K.U. Med doin' some Stand-up Comedy and shit... I've never been there before so I dont know what I'm in for, but come get ya laugh on... Its goin' down in dis bitch!!!

CANT GET NO REALER THAN THIS... YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU GET FUCKED BY ME... MAKE SURE TO READ THE WHOLE POST, BUTCH GETS FUNNIER AND FUNNIER AS WE GO

Aint no way you bout to stop the drinking from the deepest darkest spot of the clear liquors in the store, get yo chick she diggin' me/ A.B.S.O.L.U.T. V.O.D.K.A. see me sippin', damned man this shit got me trippin... All... over the damned wall... drunk and holding my balls... fighting the...

Aye... We getting fucked up or what??? For everyone that's going to be there, hit a nigga up. We need to link up and kick it for once if we aint met yet and those of us that have met, we need to get it cracking tomorrow eve. Dont be a bitch and show up and dont say nothing. I'll be there with...

Okay I know this is wayyy off topic, but hey I am the MasZive so it doesn't matter... But we all know, there's gonna be a pt.2 to one of the most hilarious independent movies ever. My question is, do you think that they will make the sequel worse than the original. Also, we all know that...

Whos fuckin' down... Time to make the FIRST official MOB to a Tech show... It's been a long time coming bitches... Contributions include... 1. Provide the car and pay no gas 2. Ride with & put in on gas 3. Those huge foam hands to bitch slap Trick420 and ride for free... This is serious, so if...

I've given the music up (for the most part) and converted to an aspiring stand-up comedian... I've always done both, but people only knew about the rap outside of my crazy antics here on the siccness. When it came to progress out of the two, comedy was the illest thing to do, but music was more...

Aint shit changed...

Okay, for those of you that didn't know that NYE meant New Years Eve, then your stupid, (Quote stolen from Nick in the ISMS thread) Kidding... But I had to do it, you sorta have to not make sense to make sense here. I dunno, kinda inverted messaging board if you ask me. So, who's gonna add to...

Well, well... Its been over a year and a half since we've had a hardcore political discussion and me bussin' heads on this bitch. Sooo... How many of you are still satisfied with Bush, Pres. of Iraq??? I am usually the one that brings up these discussions that tend to bring down heat on my ass...

Okay kids... Some of you in the town may have seen leaked flyers of this occurance that is in the works for 3rd week of August. But as far as it being true, its still in the works. Rich, his bro along with myself are putting this together and trying to catch up with the Treasure Troll to make...

Here we go again... I went to the fucking weak, bitch ass, raggedy, Club V.I., Downtown... They advertise "Free until midnight, drink for a dollar... Blah, blah, blah... Like I would really purchase a drink for a $1 unless it was Bud Light... My friends told me it was a cool spot, lets roll...