Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[InfamousICON]

you should find out who stole your hot dog buns and go full sociopath and psychologically break them down with various shenanigans over the course of months.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

you should find out who stole your hot dog buns and go full sociopath and psychologically break them down with various shenanigans over the course of months.

no one around here steals food. It was probably the other security guard, probably forgot to bring food and got desperate in the middle of the night and was willing to eat anything would be my guess

I bet he ate them as is

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Not as bad as i thought it'd be. These Halloween candy portions are extremely small especially those jolly rancher suckers they were tiny

 

[InfamousICON]

no one around here steals food. It was probably the other security guard, probably forgot to bring food and got desperate in the middle of the night and was willing to eat anything would be my guess

I bet he ate them as is

You should leave some poisoned hot dog buns and see if he gets really sick.


That'll show him for being hungry.

 

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[BUTCHER 206]

Fuck candy corn

They were talking about candy corn on the news, I've been seeing candy corn related YouTube videos, someone brought up candy corn earlier, just read October 30th is National candy corn day; forget about candy corn


With all that said i want some candy corn lol just like a handful

 

[InfamousICON]

I saw candy corn Oreos at the grocery store earlier. Fuck that shit.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Who the hell wears a hat that says "baseball" on it. Like he couldn't commit to a team he was just like "nah, i just like baseball in general"

 

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[nolettuce]

Who the hell wears a hat that says "baseball" on it. Like he couldn't commit to a team he was just like "nah, i just like baseball in general"

Cop: what did the suspect look like?

Witness: he had a goat and a baseball cap.

Cop: what kind of baseball cap?

Witness: I dunno it was a baseball cap.

Cop: alright.

 

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[InfamousICON]

lol @ Anthony Weiner showing his dick to a 15 year old 5 years ago as being the reason Hillary Clinton might actually end up charged with a crime in 2016 10 days before the election.


America really is a realty show.

 

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[BUTCHER 206]

I wonder if they're just going to stall then a couple of months after she's elected; "no new information" and sweep it away

Having 3/4 major news networks and 8/9 major news publications on your side is pretty powerful

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I don't mean to belly ache but goddamn, my belly literally aches. Ever since i woke up. And it comes in waves

I bet it was that sunluck brand hot chili oil it probably uses some chemical extract those are always super irritating to stomach lining even if they aren't spicy. And i ate a double cheeseburger plus probably two pounds of potroast which is also really inflammatory. I never noticed how bad meat was til i started having gaps of days with no meat the past few months. And these hotdogs i ate didn't help anything they made it worse


I'm a damn hypochondriac now lol

>moderate stomach ache

"Fuck, i either have food poisoning or gastritis or maybe even an intestinal blockage and im going to die"

 

[InfamousICON]

I don't mean to belly ache but goddamn, my belly literally aches. Ever since i woke up. And it comes in waves

I bet it was that sunluck brand hot chili oil it probably uses some chemical extract those are always super irritating to stomach lining even if they aren't spicy. And i ate a double cheeseburger plus probably two pounds of potroast which is also really inflammatory. I never noticed how bad meat was til i started having gaps of days with no meat the past few months. And these hotdogs i ate didn't help anything they made it worse


I'm a damn hypochondriac now lol

>moderate stomach ache

"Fuck, i either have food poisoning or gastritis or maybe even an intestinal blockage and im going to die"

RIP