lol cops / security guards arent supposed to wear real ties for this exact reason
someone can easily choke you to death with that shit if they get the upper hand on you. in pioneer square this bum one time was like "oh thats a nice tie" and i had a real tie on just to look nicer he grabbed it i grabbed his wrist luckily i was able to overpower him and tell him to fuck off that couldve ended bad
im in some stupid group text with like 8 ppl and someone said something about the first frost being tomorrow or sometime soon and grabbing mushroom i said "First frost? lets make some chili lol" with this picattached